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When I Was A Teacher In China by kodedmag(m): 11:17am On Jul 28, 2015 |
When I was a teacher I worked my transfer
to
China
to continue teaching there because I heard
they
pay
teachers well there.
The first day I entered class, I began by
calling
register. I said, Sheng! A student answered,
Present!
I called the second name, Chu Muon. Another
student answered, Present!
Suddenly, I sneezed, Hatchia! One student
seated at
the corner stood up and answered, Present!
I exclaimed, Hmmmm…!
All the student shouted, Absent!
I got confused and yelled at them, Shaa…
Three students stood up and asked, Who
among the
three of us?
I got more confused and asked, What is
wrong?
A
student stood up and said, Sir, I’m not
Wrong,
I’m
called Wong.
I laughed, Hahahaha! A girl said, Present sir!
(I came closer to find out what was
happening).
As I moved, my pen fell on the table and
made a sound, Ping chung chong! One boy
got up and answered, Present sir! I got
more confused, frustrated, and ran back to
Nigeria!!! |
Re: When I Was A Teacher In China by jaymejate: 11:20am On Jul 28, 2015 |
This na the 36†h time i go read this unfunny joke. |
Re: When I Was A Teacher In China by Juxtified(m): 11:34am On Jul 28, 2015 |
jaymejate:Then why do you keep reading it? |
Re: When I Was A Teacher In China by jaymejate: 11:45am On Jul 28, 2015 |
Juxtified: Brother na becos i no get choice and before i remember say i don read am b4, i go don read am finish 1 Like |
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