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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 2:31pm On Mar 13, 2016
Fraiser:
in dat case, I dont tink its my service u need, I tink contactin a prophet for some spiritual checkup will be better
You are right Mr Fraiser.. My own case don pass natural one.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 2:33pm On Mar 13, 2016
eddykisses1:


Yes ooo, it is needed and some shots of paraga...spixytinxy no sell all finish before we come o.
nor worry paddy, she nor fit sell am finish, den dey always supply her shop directly from d factory, we dont hav anytin to fear about.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 2:35pm On Mar 13, 2016
iambibi:
... Yes ooo..... And i will always treasure doz lines..... R u not hungry yet... Ur food is ready.. Or should i bring food salad and leav d food later
salad bawo......all i need ryt now is amala with efo riro minced with some ponmo and eja yiyan....i so much love u......olohun gbo
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 2:36pm On Mar 13, 2016
eddykisses1:


I don miss you scatter, thank God say u don show. The weather isn't favourable at all ooo...the heat for here too much...hope you went to church dearie?
shocked wait o...... Na my neighbor u don dey eye? Sent4rina might hav messed up buh he neva gav up......... Jst go do ULTIMATE SEARCH, if u find her bring her for blessings,..... meanwhile come and take fruit salad, wish u a happy sunday!!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 2:36pm On Mar 13, 2016
iambibi:
... Yes ooo..... And i will always treasure doz lines..... R u not hungry yet... Ur food is ready.. Or should i bring food salad and leav d food later
oh my God see love.... when will my village people finally set me free. I really nid the person that I will call mine in dis city... Love is sweet.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 2:37pm On Mar 13, 2016
sirguy542:

Mr Fraiser but I still dey single for this city sha... I know say u get four sight me don sight chisophia but I no know whether she still dey single for here.
baba utilise ur mouth na or better still utilise ur finger, u know wot just call her name, she go answer u, den ask her any question bordering ur mind, u ar a man, so act lyk one
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 2:38pm On Mar 13, 2016
sirguy542:

Mrs Qutyjoice I can see u don't really want to show me that your real face... No p sha...The fake one that I saw is OK for me..The only thing I know is dis be it real or fake you are thoroughly beautiful.. Our heavenly jah took time to create you.
Hehehe, thanks for d compliment uncle Sirguy542, abeg elp me tank Oyehomie join.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 2:41pm On Mar 13, 2016
jubrealguy:
salad bawo......all i need ryt now is amala with efo riro minced with some ponmo and eja yiyan....i so much love u......olohun gbo
... Alryt.... Jst relax and it will be ready in a Jiffy.. Luv u too...... Chop kiss
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 2:42pm On Mar 13, 2016
Rukkyola:

I live u and ur twinnie 4 OYO. Pissi pissi 4 bed like una. Wea una wan get virtues from?
only a virtuous woman can easily understand how virtuous my twinnie is.... Dont get it twisted o
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraih(f): 2:43pm On Mar 13, 2016
jubrealguy:
I guess he missed d most important part
embarassed smiley
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 2:43pm On Mar 13, 2016
iambibi:
... Baby we get new neighbours ooo.... Wont u welcom dem?
Neighbours? Not even one..okay n who are they?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 2:43pm On Mar 13, 2016
sirguy542:

You are right Mr Fraiser.. My own case don pass natural one.
den u av to employ d artificial one den
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraih(f): 2:44pm On Mar 13, 2016
Fraiser:
only a virtuous woman can easily understand how virtuous my twinnie is.... Dont get it twisted o
Rukkyola a.k.a Rock Yola no fit understand these things you dey try hammer na
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 2:46pm On Mar 13, 2016
Qutyjoice:

Hehehe, thanks for d compliment uncle Sirguy542, abeg elp me tank Oyehomie join.
Me thank Oyehomie for what nah...U no dey rub cream before he met you abi u no dey wear cloth before abi na package u no package before abeg Oyehomie never do any work at all so no nid to thank him.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 2:49pm On Mar 13, 2016
Fraiser:
baba utilise ur mouth na or better still utilise ur finger, u know wot just call her name, she go answer u, den ask her any question bordering ur mind, u ar a man, so act lyk one
Thank u boss.. my eyes don clear now.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by arrhenius15(m): 2:49pm On Mar 13, 2016
Qutyjoice:


Omo see loop style, o ga o.....Com let me teach yu more.


static void Main()

{

string[] arr= new string[] { "Amebo" , "is" , "You" };

foreach ( string s in arr)

{
System.Console.WriteLine(s);

}

}



grin

$you="It takes an Amebo to recognize Amebo";
$i=1;
while($i<$you.length())
{
print_r(strstr($you));
$i++;
}
/* What are u doing wf C# console... */
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 2:51pm On Mar 13, 2016
Rukkyola:

Hu tell u sey na me he buy am 4. Na d mumu girls wet e go meet get am
... Lolz... Oya hope say u don forgiv am
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 2:52pm On Mar 13, 2016
iambibi:
... Alryt.... Jst relax and it will be ready in a Jiffy.. Luv u too...... Chop kiss
**kiss chopped and staring at her backside while she leaves** Baby, only u have the right to kill me
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Martinez1845(m): 2:53pm On Mar 13, 2016
Happy Sunday Golden city
Btw this new orientation date na April fools day o. Hope nysc are nt trying to pull another stunt, they are seemingly unpredictable this days.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 2:54pm On Mar 13, 2016
Qutyjoice:

Neighbours? Not even one..okay n who are they?
Rukkyola and Sent4rina.....bfor he was lost buh now he's found!!!..... Tell d em to feel free in d neighborhood!!!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 2:56pm On Mar 13, 2016
sirguy542:

Me thank Oyehomie for what nah...U no dey rub cream before he met you abi u no dey wear cloth before abi na package u no package before abeg Oyehomie never do any work at all so no nid to thank him.
For takn gud care of me now....And yes I'm not as fyn as dz den.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 2:57pm On Mar 13, 2016
iambibi:
Rukkyola and Sent4rina.....bfor he was lost buh now he's found!!!..... Tell d em to feel free in d neighborhood!!!
And who's Rukky? Abeg Abeg I no want her as my neighbour
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 2:58pm On Mar 13, 2016
Martinez1845:
Happy Sunday Golden city
Btw this new orientation date na April fools day o. Hope nysc are nt trying to pull another stunt, they are seemingly unpredictable this days.
The last time I heard of April fool was in the year 2009. My brother nothing like April fool again oh!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 2:58pm On Mar 13, 2016
Fraih:

Rukkyola a.k.a Rock Yola no fit understand these things you dey try hammer na
owke!! I no know, u for don tell me na, rukky ma binu o, babe wen are we going home to visit mom nd dad, dey are really missin dia twins
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Sent4rina: 2:58pm On Mar 13, 2016
Rukkyola:

I love u my husband. But I no understand wet in dey happen dis days. Oya wet in aloku bra dey do 4 ur bag?

Na part of d trick be dat. Dem plant bra inside my bag con tel u say na 4 woman side i dey come, me wey be say na office work tie me down since.
Cöntinu nah, i dey read d script jejely and e go clear 4 ur face if dem don use stylestyle snatch me from you.

*singing*
Na jeje'n'jeje i sidon dey luk wey pesin dey trouble me o. If i con turn my oda side, dem go tink say i wicked o. Oh la la la.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 3:00pm On Mar 13, 2016
jubrealguy:
**kiss chopped and staring at her backside while she leaves** Baby, only u have the right to kill me
..... Dehmmm !!!!!! cool
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 3:01pm On Mar 13, 2016
Qutyjoice:


Omo see loop style, o ga o.....Com let me teach yu more.


static void Main()

{

string[] arr= new string[] { "Amebo" , "is" , "You" };

foreach ( string s in arr)

{
System.Console.WriteLine(s);

}

}




Make una no scatter our head na..

We wey no sabi programming..

Cc: arrhenius
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 3:01pm On Mar 13, 2016
sirguy542:

Thank u boss.. my eyes don clear now.
enh enh, u just dey talk, u re welcom
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 3:04pm On Mar 13, 2016
arrhenius15:


grin
$you="It takes an Amebo to recognize Amebo"; $i=1; while($i<$you.length()) { print_r(strstr($you)); $i++; } /* What are u doing wf C# console... */

#include <stdio.h>
int main () {
/* local variable definition */
int a = 10arrhenius15;
/* do loop execution */
do {
printf("value of a: %d\n", alayojuran); a = a + 1;
}while( a < 20arrhenius15 );
return 0;

}

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 3:07pm On Mar 13, 2016
LogoDWhiz:


Make una no scatter our head na..
We wey no sabi programming..
Cc: arrhenius


do {
statement(s);
} while( Abeg no vex);
}

}
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 3:08pm On Mar 13, 2016
DTOBS:

On and off thinz my brother...but of late it is off

Ohh.. okay bro..

No lele
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 3:08pm On Mar 13, 2016
Qutyjoice:




do {

statement(s);

} while( Abeg no vex);

}


}

I dislike programming like anything


Una dey try

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