AdunniIwo:
Adunniiwo Oau Int'l rels...2014 Akwa Ibom, Ogun, Kogi, Katsina

You're from iwo at osun state right? I mean hometown?

Qutyjoice:




Dettol

Towel

Handkerchiefs

Night wears

Underwear(white n black shd do)

Detergent

Pad/Tissue

Lamp

Bedspread

Drugs

Sun Glasses

Nose cover

Mosquito Net(Not sure tho)

Provisions

Wrapper

Body spray

Facial cleanser

Make ups(Powder lipstick, eye pencil etc)

Cream(Hair and Body)

Brush(Tooth)

Comb or Hair brush

Sponge

Padlock

Socks(4)

Shorts(4)

Round tops(4)

Waist bag(1)

White Tennis, sneakers plus rubber shoe

Jean trouser(2)

Earings

Pegs

Pen and notebook

Cupz n spoonz

With that I'm good to go

UNA DEY VEX O. NA PACK YOU DEY PACK? Abeg nor forget to carry Frish, Matress and Land o

Brimmie:

Hope you no mind RukkyOla ?? She's pregnant sha o!

Rukky is now with the guy that loves to kiss...So my brother am not interested.

iambibi:
.. Hun? U luv chisophia? And u stand there dey shine teeth, no go prepare ur punchlines.

lol... Na blowline hin for go prepare, I don already take barb wire nd10 German shelperds surround d babe o, na no go area

VillageGOAT:

neighbor? But i did not see you in that our last banana island residents meeting of the month, linda ikeji, aliko dangote and femi otedola came for the meeting, buhari was our guest speaker, we made many contributions about banana island, we are experiencing too much cold instead of heat, so buhari wanted to investigate the situation.

Well aliko dangote lives closer to my house, he even carries his bucket to come and fetch water in my compound, when he does not have water in his own house.

fashola no dey? U don Bleep up

LogoDWhiz:


Lol.. na she o.

U knw say she no dey feel fine.. Wanna check on her.

oh sorry I don forget, how her body now, hope she is gettin better, say me well to her

sirguy542:
Opey1 my dear u joined nairaland since 2013 & u have managed only 22 posts.....if i may ask...why?

baba u won turn ursef to detective? Abi na DSS u won turn ursef to?

sirguy542:

in case you don't know fraiser has given me the go ahead order....so i am free to catch any one i like.

eh! Wen did I give u dat order, have u ever com to me to pay homage nd solidarity to me? Not until dat, no go ahead order for u, otherwise I go dey always corner u for front

Fraiser:
lol... No b me talk sey na only file I go carry na, abah me just dey hail am ni, try get d tone ok?

Lol...oooh...aaaah..dats not fair nah.....nd hin go tnk say hin don get padi nah..

Dirkcoyt:


You're from iwo at osun state right? I mean hometown?

I am

CROBBOY:

UNA DEY VEX O. NA PACK YOU DEY PACK? Abeg nor forget to carry Frish, Matress and Land o

Frish ko Fish ni. And why wnt I carry Land Go, big mouth

Qutyjoice:
Cz I have no1 n 2 already, still searching for the last one.

mehn! u mean business o

jubrealguy:
oh boi! no be am atall oo, nepa just toast us wit small lite ds mrng, since den..na heat oo. How ur end?

d lyt na gold for my syd too o, e scarce die, here gallant jor

Brimmie:


Na bingo u dey call dog?

U don see where dem slap dog before??

may b u go com try am for my face for our house wit our dogs

Fraiser:
eh! Wen did I give u dat order, have u ever com to me to pay homage nd solidarity to me? Not until dat, no go ahead order for u, otherwise I go dey always corner u for front

Baba I remove cap for you....na u b the king of this city...My king may your days & reign be long....ur wives & children shall live long...your kingdom shall forever b mighty.... u shall never loose any battle... all other kings shall bow whenever they hear your name.... My king I have come to pay special respect to you with this big ram & ten tubers of yam.

Fraiser:
lol... Na blowline hin for go prepare, I don already take barb wire nd10 German shelperds surround d babe o, na no go area

.. Haba... Fraiser, have mercy on all dis single guys na... *Wispers in his ears* wait make we first see wetin this one fit do (i.e his punchlines) bfor u barb wirelize the chick naa.

Fraiser:
mehn! u mean business o

Cz I av it already nao

Qutyjoice:


Frish ko Fish ni. And why wnt I carry Land Go, big mouth

lmao.... *grabs popcorn* interesting !

sirguy542:

Fraiser which one b your own again...I thought I have reasoned with you since last week.

u never reason wit me, na yab u dey yab me dat tym, na now u fit com follow me reason

Fraiser:
lol... Na blowline hin for go prepare, I don already take barb wire nd10 German shelperds surround d babe o, na no go area

Kilode!?? When she no be wild animal!

Shey she dey bite ni?

Oyehomie:

Lol...oooh...aaaah..dats not fair nah.....nd hin go tnk say hin don get padi nah..

lol...

sirguy542:

Baba I remove cap for you....na u b the king of this city...My king may your days & reign be long....ur wives & children shall live long...your kingdom shall forever b mighty.... u shall never loose any battle... all other kings shall bow whenever they hear your name.... My king I have come to pay special respect to you with this big ram & ten tubers of yam.

Brimmie:

What's the meaning of that? is like this my condition dey sweet you for body.

iambibi...my special person...my one and only Bestie...I just cannot take my eyes off from your profile.. How far nah any show for me?

Brimmie:


Lol.. Punchlines kwa??

Nor be wetin she go chop be that na! True Love rules!

.... Lolz,... K.o.... I no talk anytin o.... Na from reserve bench i go dey watch...

sirguy542:
iambibi...my special person...my one and only Bestie...I just cannot take my eyes off from your profile.. How far nah any show for me?

hun? show??

sirguy542:

Baba I remove cap for you....na u b the king of this city...My king may your days & reign be long....ur wives & children shall live long...your kingdom shall forever b mighty.... u shall never loose any battle... all other kings shall bow whenever they hear your name.... My king I have come to pay special respect to you with this big ram & ten tubers of yam.

ehn ehn sirguy now wey u don do normal, u are now my guy. As u hav decided to giv honour to whom honour is due, I will not hesitate to bless you too. *oya bring ur head make I bless u* I confer on u by d power of all d gods of dis city d power to syt, approach nd marry any bae ur heart desire in dis city, notin on earth will serve as hinderance on ur way any more. Oya go into d city nd marry as u lyk. If anybody want to question d authority wit which u act just let me know.

Brimmie:


Kilode!?? When she no be wild animal!

Shey she dey bite ni?

she is a costly treasure, she deserve more dan dat

iambibi:
.. Haba... Fraiser, have mercy on all dis single guys na... *Wispers in his ears* wait make we first see wetin this one fit do (i.e his punchlines) bfor u barb wirelize the chick naa.

hmmm babe I will listen to u because wen ever u speak, u dont speak to my ears, u speak directly into my heart. Lets see wot his upto ok

Fraiser:
ehn ehn sirguy now wey u don do normal, u are now my guy. As u hav decided to giv honour to whom honour is due, I will not hesitate to bless you too. *oya bring ur head make I bless u* I confer on u by d power of all d gods of dis city d power to syt, approach nd marry any bae ur heart desire in dis city, notin on earth will serve as hinderance on ur way any more. Oya go into d city nd marry as u lyk. If anybody want to question d authority wit which u act just let me know.

Thank u my king for your blessing.. I will forever remain grateful.

Fraiser:
baba I syt u, na u den dey call man, some men for here don turn women already

Naso nah, no time for traveling bag

iambibi:
hun? show??

is like you are arranging chisophia for Brimmie instead of me...is not Fair oh!