ABB1:


Everybody here na my egbon o... na me young pass sorry is like I senior rukkyola

I laff

SlazzyK:
Source

From nysc official website. nysc.gov.ng

LogoDWhiz:

Okay na

lol... Oya bring it on

hardiodun:
Which kain lie lie be this Oya send us d link then. nysc.org.ng still says 404 error and portal. nysc. org. ng still has d timetable unchanged. So where's ur 'official' sir?

Pls go check www.nysc.gov.ng ma!!!

AdunniIwo:

Sorry abt dat.

Common, you don't have to....
Alla I am waiting to hear is about 'him'

Captain, Minister, his Excellency sirguy wassup?

iambibi:
.. Lolz.... We don dey evn dream sef.. Lol.. By d way awayu..

am fyn cute, hw was your day?

Bt d TT b lik scam o, how stream I go finis for april 13 (sopos b may 13) nd stream II go start for may 21?

Testimony89:

Pls go check www.nysc.gov.ng ma!!!

I have o and I realized it's true. Sorry for the lie lie talk I said. Was just finding it hard to believe d date's been changed again. Chai NYSC don scatter plans for person...

Testimony89:

Pls go check www.nysc.gov.ng ma!!!

I have o and I realized it's true. Sorry for the lie lie talk I said. Was just finding it hard to believe d date's been changed again. Chai NYSC don scatter plans for person...

Testimony89:

From nysc official website. nysc.gov.ng

Seriously! I have checked that with mozilla firefox and UCmini, still error!

The image is now circulating, almost al my whatsapp groups are sending it, But do you even check the dates for stream 1, 27th April to 29th April... Are they high?

This is more than a month from now.

eaglevision:


ur head correct joor nd thats y ur my homie.but wan dat satguru or na sirguy b im name i no wan know,imagine i dae welcome a switheart into d city nd im just fall down from heaven come interrupt,whats d meaning of that?

no vex jor, u know we just dey groom am ni, hin dey test run his skills, try to welcom d babe nd make her feel comfortable afterwish u are to introduce her to d boss.

Brimmie:

How dare you group me with a GOAT? Not even a Foreign Goat!?

Mtchewww

SlazzyK:

Seriously! I have checked that with mozilla firefox and UCmini, still error!

The image is now circulating, almost al my whatsapp groups are sending it, But do you even check the dates for stream 1, 27th April to 29th April... Are they high?

Dats untrue bro! D date is frm april 27 to may 13 bt dey mistakenly put april 13 sha

Oyehomie:
Oya... Brimmie, CROBBOY, Sirguy542, DTOBS, VILLAGEGOAT etc.. Wettn ma wife du una nah dat una con dey yab am wen i no dey aos.... Ehn....? And all of una na ma padi o....Except village goat cos we neva met... So, make i no even try am say i travel for a week leave ma wife for aos abi? Tnk God say thaat noo happen self... Ok o....

Yu cn imagine that Brimmie guy too

Abbeyunique2:
Have u heard this yoruba phrase "gun eshin obirin" *eshin- horse

Meaning?

eaglevision:


asif i know,sebi na u.wia u go all these days wey u no drop message?

*whispers into her ear* is fraiser still ur husband abi u don divorce am secretly?

lol... You can never know d secrete behind our luv, we will never show it to anybody cc blizzydoDo

Oyehomie:

Abeg wettn b d meanin o
..d only one i kno is.... Ko si eni t'o ma gun eshin ti ko ni ju ipakor


Proverb - Kò sí ęni tí ó ma gùn ęşin tí kò ní ju ìpàkó. Bí kò fę ju ìpàkó, ęşin tí ó ngùn á ję kojū.

Translation - No one rides a horse without moving his head, voluntarily or involuntarily.

Anonymous - Your status in life dictates your attitude towards your peers

Chaii owe master

hardiodun:

I have o and I realized it's true. Sorry for the lie lie talk I said. Was just finding it hard to believe d date's been changed again. Chai NYSC don scatter plans for person...
I have o and I realized it's true. Sorry for the lie lie talk I said. Was just finding it hard to believe d date's been changed again. Chai NYSC don scatter plans for person...

U av bn forgiven bt u need to do mi a favour........

amodu:


The budget for a fiscal year run through to the following year till the next budget will be passed. The yet to be passed 2016 budget will cover this year and some months in 2017 before another budget will be passed. It's just like a football season; present season 2015/2016 and academic session 3016/3017.

I hope you're aware of a monthly allocation for states of the federation by the FG which is not included in the budget and determined by the returns made for that particular month. This allocations do go round every state since even since the inception of this administration.

After the 2015 general election, no general election has took place. The elections that has took place are Governorship, Senatorial, Constituency and house of assembly elections requiring the state electoral commission chaired by the returning officer or the chairman for the particular state. Lagos State as an example have LASIEC (Lagos State Independent Electoral Commision) who handles election of its state, the same practice is gotten in every other states whereby INEC (Independent National Electoral Commission) saddled with national election never interferes because they are all INDEPENDENT at their various jurisdictions.

I get you..

My head is full at thee moment.. angry at so many things..
Will read this later on...


Why 27th?

Why that far?

This Is BS

eaglevision:


oh! ok paraga was in d system wen u said dis,dnt need to react bt it was too early to take paraga now.stop it

two captains can not b in single ship u know dat, learn how to respect me so dat d days of ur women endeavour will b long in dis city

eaglevision:
BREAKING NEWS!!!










I AM IN LOVE

Trying to sing Am in love with the Coco ryt?

Fraiser:
lol... Oya bring it on

Okay na

****BREAKING****
The 2016 Batch 'A' Orientation Course is scheduled to hold as follows:
1.Stream I
i.Commencement ----- Wednesday 27th April, 2016
ii.Swearing-In ---------- Friday 29th April, 2016
iii.Close of Camp ------- Friday 13th April, 20162.
Stream II
i.Commencement ------ Saturday 21st May, 2016
ii.Swearing-In ----------- Monday 23rd May, 2016
iii.Close of Camp -------- Monday 6th June,for 2016
NYSC MANAGEMENT


How can close of camp be on the 13th April when commencement is on 27th april for first batch. Between Nysc and Jamb who is more confused

iamdynamite:
chommie love,how are you doing

.. Chommieblaq ma twinnie new found luv, .. He's been asking of u ....hw fa na? Abiiiii, u don dey change ur mind?.. Lol

amodu:


I believe you, Kbs, Dtobs and co should know I can't to that you're thinking.

Okay o..

No prob

Abbeyunique2:

climb a woman horse literarily means "acting on impulse without proper investigations in other please a woman"

I'm his wife hope yu know?

Camping not up to 3 weeks again...

iambibi:
..*passing unconsciously* ehenn... my surest neighbour! , u too much joh, gudmorin , hw was ur nite na,? Hope u slept well? *Now realises*... Wait ooo... . Huuuu b dis? And Sins wen ma neighbour begin dey do hello everyone? O.m.g. wait oooo. Her Twinnie ? Lorddddd Haveeee Mercyyyyy,!!! So dis is the twin my neighbor has been telling me abt, d one she left in d village, bfor she came to d city because of d hardship!! Chaii dis one is fine oo... *shakin ma head* ma neighbour mama born fine fine gals o, c hw dis one fair!! .. isorite, i will still ask ma neighbour shaa buh b4 for den.. Joyce21 gud morning dear, hw was ur nite, nice to hav u here... Ur welcom to the city.. . feel free to ask me for fruit salad, once again ur welcom ma!!

Yu still need to tell me yur dpt babe, haha respect fun neighbor mi....Anyway I be correct City gurl sho gbo?