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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by spixytinxy(f): 1:25pm On Mar 21, 2016
Dedicated to Aghans, happy birthday dear, llnp






SMartins1:

we neva still see am, so make we no how the program wan be!
cool down him go soon come bt se una no say fraiser like moni oooo, mk una ready him moni ooooo. Abeg na me una go pay d moni to cos am his manager
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Aghans(m): 1:25pm On Mar 21, 2016
SMartins1:

spixytinxy done give you one of our best MCs ooo. nah how to reach am now! so nah der wahala still dey small .
na only him i get 4 mind, Abeg stil dey help dey cal he line
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by spixytinxy(f): 1:26pm On Mar 21, 2016
SMartins1:

spixytinxy done give you one of our best MCs ooo. nah how to reach am now! so nah der wahala still dey small .
guy chill, im go soon come
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by spixytinxy(f): 1:26pm On Mar 21, 2016
Aghans:

na u with Qutyjoice and our babes dem dey in charge of food
y u go dey join me nd qutyjoice togeda, me nd day gurl no dey gree at all
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by SMartins1(m): 1:27pm On Mar 21, 2016
Aghans:

guy u dey try he numb too
if fraiser dey too busy, my pardi(iambibi) go still feet run the mara for u
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Aghans(m): 1:28pm On Mar 21, 2016
spixytinxy:
cool down him go soon come bt se una no say fraiser like moni oooo, mk una ready him moni ooooo. Abeg na me una go pay d moni to cos am his manager
if na money issue he go stil reason us because we b E guy. No worry i go find u smal tin mak u give am
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by spixytinxy(f): 1:29pm On Mar 21, 2016
SMartins1:
if fraiser dey too busy, my pardi(iambibi) go still feet run the mara for u
I say mk una chill fraiser go soon come, Sebi na evening d party wan strt
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by molakem(f): 1:30pm On Mar 21, 2016
Testimony89:

Hw has bn ur day?
Fine nd urs
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Aghans(m): 1:30pm On Mar 21, 2016
spixytinxy:
y u go dey join me nd qutyjoice togeda, me nd day gurl no dey gree at all
my dear do am for me. I kw Qutyjoice she no get problem
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by spixytinxy(f): 1:31pm On Mar 21, 2016
Villagegoat u waka well ooooo, na Saturday I go kill u, me nd fraiser don agree to use do asun
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by SMartins1(m): 1:31pm On Mar 21, 2016
spixytinxy:
I say mk una chill fraiser go soon come, Sebi na evening d party wan strt
alright
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Beckytee(f): 1:31pm On Mar 21, 2016
SMartins1:

it is nothing, you still replied! I trust you are good?
hmmm! am gud oooo despite the joblessness. and you
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Aghans(m): 1:32pm On Mar 21, 2016
SMartins1:
if fraiser dey too busy, my pardi(iambibi) go still feet run the mara for u
ok na, tel ur guy in case fraiser no show
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by spixytinxy(f): 1:33pm On Mar 21, 2016
Aghans:

my dear do am for me. I kw Qutyjoice she no get problem
u no no qutyjoice at all, dat gurl no get any single respect, na so her mouth sharp like razor blade
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Aghans(m): 1:35pm On Mar 21, 2016
spixytinxy:
I say mk una chill fraiser go soon come, Sebi na evening d party wan strt
na evening. I believe u
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by SMartins1(m): 1:35pm On Mar 21, 2016
Beckytee:
hmmm! am gud oooo despite the joblessness. and you
hmmm, my joblessness as kept me online. NEPA dey do una well?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by SMartins1(m): 1:37pm On Mar 21, 2016
Aghans:

ok na, tel ur guy in case fraiser no show
nah babe ooh! very correct one... no worry ur self. nah we get am.. lol
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Testimony89(m): 1:37pm On Mar 21, 2016
molakem:
Fine nd urs
Goin well! So ar we still frnds?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by SMartins1(m): 1:40pm On Mar 21, 2016
My sweethrt is finally online... clear road for my one and only Molakem
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Aghans(m): 1:40pm On Mar 21, 2016
spixytinxy:
u no no qutyjoice at all, dat gurl no get any single respect, na so her mouth sharp like razor blade
i go cal her talk to her. But i kw dis babe oo, she no dey talk oo
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Aghans(m): 1:41pm On Mar 21, 2016
spixytinxy:
u no no qutyjoice at all, dat gurl no get any single respect, na so her mouth sharp like razor blade
i go cal her talk to her. But i kw Qutyjoice oo, she no sabi talk oo
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Aghans(m): 1:43pm On Mar 21, 2016
SMartins1:
nah babe ooh! very correct one... no worry ur self. nah we get am.. lol
i dey always dey believe u, u neva fall my hand once

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Beckytee(f): 1:45pm On Mar 21, 2016
SMartins1:
hmmm, my joblessness as kept me online. NEPA dey do una well?
dem dey try
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by SMartins1(m): 1:48pm On Mar 21, 2016
Beckytee:
dem dey try
My dear, wetin man pikin go do!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Beckytee(f): 1:53pm On Mar 21, 2016
SMartins1:
My dear, wetin man pikin go do!
hmmm! it is well

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by SMartins1(m): 1:55pm On Mar 21, 2016
Aghans, make bobos go ready nah... @beckytee catch ya leha @iambibi, still waiting for you @molakem my LOVE, Whr are you?
I hail the full house.

See ya'll lera
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Aghans(m): 2:08pm On Mar 21, 2016
SMartins1:
Aghans, make bobos go ready nah...
@beckytee catch ya leha
@iambibi, still waiting for you
@molakem my LOVE, Whr are you?

I hail the full house.


See ya'll lera
na u dey in charge, anything wen u go do na b best, just ride on
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 2:33pm On Mar 21, 2016
Good afternoon, chums. I'm glad to be back in here.

Shoutout to everyone. Cc: Everybody.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 2:57pm On Mar 21, 2016
rosalieene:
So the government is now setting up various youth empowerment schemes teaching people how to be self employed. Really nice. When during your own time, there were different jobs waiting for you to choose from right after you left secondary school, NCE and university... Now you people due to poor management are setting up soap making classes for masters degree students/ holders. So we are to suffer for your inadequacies right? If I may ask, how many Americans or should I ask, how many of our Nigerian friends who won the visa lottery or presently in America are into the soap- making business and other forms of these sorts we have in Nigeria? (that's a honest question, I would really love to know). But I perceive because of the clueless minds of our malfunctioning leaders, we have to bear the pain of starting on our own. Don't forget the cost of generator and fuel that is as high as 140 naira per litre. All because some unscrupulous elements who don't know jack about nation building are there parading themselves as fathers of the nation. Fathers my foot, try plunderers. With different shapes and sizes of stomachs and heads, they look to the youths and now use them as campaign grounds in the name of training them to be entrepreneurially oriented. What a shame! And if I may add, we talk of the NYSC as the bedrock of national integration, while this might be true, it is also a bedrock of massive enslavement using youths, not just youths, GRADUATES, as a source of cheap labour for a year. Paying a graduate 19,800 Naira (Federal government allowance) and sometimes as low as 6,000 naira (state allowance) that's 25,800 Naira Per Month. My God, what's he/she supposed to do with that? Save from it and start a life afterwards? This is what the real figure should be. #70,000 Naira (Federal Government allowance) and #30,000 state Government allowance. #100,000 naira a Month. A Graduate who didn't benefit from free education, whom you choose to "use" for one year alone deserves that much if billions of naira can be used to consult spirits and priests for someone's re-election campaign. Hey you!!!, shut your brain up there before it concocts the thought that the nation does not have the money. if she doesn't, then let her scrap NYSC. Drink water on that your opinion and let it remain in your rotten intestine, "God punish all this stupid leaders a thousand times over" una never get cancer, leukemia, syphilis, stroke and some other things go soon join. I no wan curse anybody abeg. But really does these all make sense? Then after one year of service, you displace them and employ another set of "slaves." (apologies to my corps members abeg). To make matters worse, the NYSC year was made compulsory. Out of almost a hundred thousand corps members in a year, maybe 5,000 thousand will get lucky to be retained in their place of primary assignment and the rest will... So some will put their lives and dream on hold for one year and building the mirage of this country with dedication and selflessness, all for 25,000 Naira monthly. Kudos to all the "Ghost corpers" and all the brave youths who throw back their 25,000 naira to their faces to pursue their dreams. Na una sabi what's up! Who told you that you need that certificate anyways? Se they said if Buhari presented NEPA bill, they will still vote for him. Does the demon need Adeboye's or Oyedepo's certificate to respond to order? Abi Falhz the Badh Guy dey use hin NYSC to sing? Moreso, after they gave you the certificate, they're still teaching you how to make soap and do make-up, are they not indirectly sending you a message? Your certificate of discharge could be useless o. Where do I start from? In short, we need to find a way to KILL all these leaders. Yes, I mean real KILLING like what those cultists did to their fellow students in Abia, that should have been done to the leaders of this country and not those poor students. Take their heads and let's play football with it, or maybe sending them to exile, chasing them outta we town. We go gun dem down, before dem go know dem go dey for 6 feet under the ground...They are clueless gluttonous thieves and murderers. ALL OF THEM. Mind you, this is just in my mind o. I've not said it to anybody. (copy and paste on punch, the nation, tribune, vanguard and everywhere they can see it) if @yorubaspartacus catch any of them na Sai gobe for the person o. Make dem hide! What I really want to say is, "Goodmorning and have a nice week. God bless your hustle" *straightMONDAYface*
#copied.
rosalieene rosalieene, I can see you're angry. CALM DOWN O!

If you really plan to become a great leader one day in one capacity or the other, or understand how the 'economics' of GDP, GNI and others affect a nation's CASHFLOW, then you will not talk like this.


I believe as you continue to grow in experience, you will began to talk differently.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 3:10pm On Mar 21, 2016
rosalieene:
So the government is now setting up various youth empowerment schemes teaching people how to be self employed. Really nice. When during your own time, there were different jobs waiting for you to choose from right after you left secondary school, NCE and university... Now you people due to poor management are setting up soap making classes for masters degree students/ holders. So we are to suffer for your inadequacies right? If I may ask, how many Americans or should I ask, how many of our Nigerian friends who won the visa lottery or presently in America are into the soap- making business and other forms of these sorts we have in Nigeria? (that's a honest question, I would really love to know). But I perceive because of the clueless minds of our malfunctioning leaders, we have to bear the pain of starting on our own. Don't forget the cost of generator and fuel that is as high as 140 naira per litre. All because some unscrupulous elements who don't know jack about nation building are there parading themselves as fathers of the nation. Fathers my foot, try plunderers. With different shapes and sizes of stomachs and heads, they look to the youths and now use them as campaign grounds in the name of training them to be entrepreneurially oriented. What a shame! And if I may add, we talk of the NYSC as the bedrock of national integration, while this might be true, it is also a bedrock of massive enslavement using youths, not just youths, GRADUATES, as a source of cheap labour for a year. Paying a graduate 19,800 Naira (Federal government allowance) and sometimes as low as 6,000 naira (state allowance) that's 25,800 Naira Per Month. My God, what's he/she supposed to do with that? Save from it and start a life afterwards? This is what the real figure should be. #70,000 Naira (Federal Government allowance) and #30,000 state Government allowance. #100,000 naira a Month. A Graduate who didn't benefit from free education, whom you choose to "use" for one year alone deserves that much if billions of naira can be used to consult spirits and priests for someone's re-election campaign. Hey you!!!, shut your brain up there before it concocts the thought that the nation does not have the money. if she doesn't, then let her scrap NYSC. Drink water on that your opinion and let it remain in your rotten intestine, "God punish all this stupid leaders a thousand times over" una never get cancer, leukemia, syphilis, stroke and some other things go soon join. I no wan curse anybody abeg. But really does these all make sense? Then after one year of service, you displace them and employ another set of "slaves." (apologies to my corps members abeg). To make matters worse, the NYSC year was made compulsory. Out of almost a hundred thousand corps members in a year, maybe 5,000 thousand will get lucky to be retained in their place of primary assignment and the rest will... So some will put their lives and dream on hold for one year and building the mirage of this country with dedication and selflessness, all for 25,000 Naira monthly. Kudos to all the "Ghost corpers" and all the brave youths who throw back their 25,000 naira to their faces to pursue their dreams. Na una sabi what's up! Who told you that you need that certificate anyways? Se they said if Buhari presented NEPA bill, they will still vote for him. Does the demon need Adeboye's or Oyedepo's certificate to respond to order? Abi Falhz the Badh Guy dey use hin NYSC to sing? Moreso, after they gave you the certificate, they're still teaching you how to make soap and do make-up, are they not indirectly sending you a message? Your certificate of discharge could be useless o. Where do I start from? In short, we need to find a way to KILL all these leaders. Yes, I mean real KILLING like what those cultists did to their fellow students in Abia, that should have been done to the leaders of this country and not those poor students. Take their heads and let's play football with it, or maybe sending them to exile, chasing them outta we town. We go gun dem down, before dem go know dem go dey for 6 feet under the ground...They are clueless gluttonous thieves and murderers. ALL OF THEM. Mind you, this is just in my mind o. I've not said it to anybody. (copy and paste on punch, the nation, tribune, vanguard and everywhere they can see it) if @yorubaspartacus catch any of them na Sai gobe for the person o. Make dem hide! What I really want to say is, "Goodmorning and have a nice week. God bless your hustle" *straightMONDAYface*
#copied.

Oya! Ishe loogun ise! Atelewo eni o kin tan eni je.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by samju100(m): 3:11pm On Mar 21, 2016
printing of call up letter 24-27 April Lol
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by kratoss(m): 3:13pm On Mar 21, 2016
samju100:
printing of call up letter 24-27 April Lol

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