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Joke Of The Day: The Airplane Cleaner And The Airplane by Whizzcute(m): 12:39pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
Adamu, an airplane cleaner, was cleaning the pilot's cockpit when he saw a book entitled,"HOW TO FLY AN AIRPLANE FOR BEGINNERS.. Volume 1". He opened the 1st page which said: To start the engine, press the red button. He did so, and the airplane engine started. He was happy, and opened the next page: To set airplane moving, press the blue button. He did so and the plane started moving at an amazing speed. He wanted to fly, so he opened the 3rd page which said: To let airplane fly, please press the green button. He did so and the plane started to fly. He was excited After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land so he decided to go to the 4th page. He fainted after reading the instructions. The 4th page said: To learn how to land a plane, please buy Volume 2!! |
Re: Joke Of The Day: The Airplane Cleaner And The Airplane by Anamachi3(m): 12:40pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
Re: Joke Of The Day: The Airplane Cleaner And The Airplane by CEtoO(f): 1:19pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
Heheheh why didn't he read to d end b4 flying it? Well he should wake up from his sleep n stop dreaming |
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