Dikele meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to UnCloth.

After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool.

He drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point.

Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.

He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?"

She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"

awww wat a lousy lad, many mouth no action

no mind me

kai

iyale mi, u don dey work for fashola?

@joke lmao!
i thought dickele was loaded

for wia? him wan tif am?

@ololumi,
nice one

See how Sylve dey happy!

@Tyty! Your own don beee!

eiya nobody dey defend u

i do u know?

@Romade
Why?

D1KeleVra:

See how Sylve dey happy!

@Tyty! Your own don beee!

U go soon commot those shades. You just wait!

waiting

One day three ladies were driving in the middle of nowhere when their car broke down.

They got out and looked around at their surroundings.

Finally, the first lady, Lolabbey, says, "I'm gonna go look for some food."

The other two ladies say, "Why?".

"So we can eat of course." says Lolabbey.

Once Lolabbey comes back the Arramjay says, "I'm going to go get some water".

"Why" asked the other two.

"So we can drink it if we get thirsty of course".

Once Arramjay gets back the TytyLayor goes and tears off the car door, like a beast.lol

"Whats that for?" asked the other two.

" In case we get hot we can roll down the window."

nice one dickele

tyty                                                                          kerewa
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romade o gbadun o

emi mo gbadun dada

D1kele told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy."

"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."

lazy man

where is romadethe refree

Oya, come count scores

lol romade na dickele wifey na.

tyty dickie
100 0;d

clemcykul:

lol romade na dickele wifey na.

romade and dikele

romade & dikele went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.


romade alagbere. lol

who is the husband and who is the wife

tyty is trying to play safe

haba ben, no disgrace me nw, upon all d money wey i spent on u

simple english u can fit understood

romade wife, dikele hubby

I just dey hear this one now o

@Ben
Haba!

@Tyty
Why u give me 2-hit combo na?

Nice one sha!

@Referees
You no sabi count my score don drop, how?