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Proverbs by zeyheed(m): 11:54am On Aug 01, 2015
SOME meaningful PROVERBS!! 1.The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the Vagina 2.There's no Virgin in a maternity ward 3.A child can play with it's mother's breasts,but not with the father's testicles 4.The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corns by the road side have the same problem 5.When you see a woman sitting with her legs open,never tell her to close them,b'cos u do not know her source of fresh air. 6.He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume 7.The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow 8.An erected penis has no conscience 9.If u go to sleep with an itching anus,u are sure to wake up with a smelly fingers 10.The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using Violence.

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Re: Proverbs by SaAbbas(m): 12:24pm On Aug 01, 2015
zeyheed:

10.The day a mosquito lands on your
testicles
is the day you will know there is a better
way
of resolving issues without using Violence.

Possibly

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