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Proverbs by zeyheed(m): 11:54am On Aug 01, 2015 |
SOME meaningful PROVERBS!!
1.The anger of a penis doesn't destroy
the
Vagina
2.There's no Virgin in a maternity ward
3.A child can play with it's mother's
breasts,but not with the father's
testicles
4.The man who marries a beautiful woman
and the farmer who grows corns by the
road
side have the same problem
5.When you see a woman sitting with her
legs
open,never tell her to close them,b'cos u
do
not know her source of fresh air.
6.He who says that nothing lasts forever
has
never tried Hausa perfume
7.The only woman who knows where her
man
is every night is a widow
8.An erected penis has no conscience
9.If u go to sleep with an itching anus,u
are
sure to wake up with a smelly fingers
10.The day a mosquito lands on your
testicles
is the day you will know there is a better
way
of resolving issues without using Violence. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Proverbs by SaAbbas(m): 12:24pm On Aug 01, 2015 |
zeyheed: Possibly |
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