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Blondes In Heaven by jatthobber(m): 7:29am On Aug 03, 2015 |
Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?", the first one asks."Oh! I died in a freezer," the second blonde replied." So how did you die?" The second blonde asks, "Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked. When I coming upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman," replied the first blonde. The second blonde then says, "If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!" |
Re: Blondes In Heaven by Nobody: 7:54am On Aug 03, 2015 |
lol the 2nd blonde's gonna die again 1 Like |
Re: Blondes In Heaven by bewla(m): 7:59am On Aug 03, 2015 |
die i live 1 Like |
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