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pics : Grand Mother In Court Room by chally02(m): 8:11pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realise you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.' The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?' She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.' The defence attorney nearly died. The judge asked both counsellors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair. 1 Like
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Re: pics : Grand Mother In Court Room by Daughterzion(f): 8:19pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
Hahahahahahahaha |
Re: pics : Grand Mother In Court Room by Mrbigman1(m): 9:15pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
Madam you no know me jooor |
Re: pics : Grand Mother In Court Room by CivilzedTyger(m): 2:41pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
The judge bad gon |
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