#YouKnowYourMumisNigerian: When she scolds you for using your left hand to collect money from the ATM machine.
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian: If she warns you from chasing girls around. Instead of you facing your studies.
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigeria:If she tells you to repay her for the food you have been eating since birth when you only asked her to return the money she kept for you.
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian: If she shakes her head at you while you're leaving the church just before holy communion.
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigeria:If she reminds you how many hours she spent in labour giving birth to you each time you offend her.
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian: If she promises to buy you a gift if you come first in class but never does.
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian. If you borrow her some cash and when you request for it back she's like "all the food you have been eating nko?"

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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian. When after shouting from morning to evening, she ends it with, "after, you people will say I'm shouting".
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian. If she gets to buy already made gowns for Christmas for you and threatens to return them when you frown because they are too big.
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian. If she goes to the market and starts pricing until the seller starts crying.
#youknowYourMumisNigerian: When after beating the hell outta your life then she goes like "You want to kill me, abi?"
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian: When each time she reminds you that she didn't kill her mother so you will not kill her.
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian: When you ask: Mom, where do I keep the bag? And she replies: Put it on my head.
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian. When she refers anything bad to your enemies and turns it to a prayer. Me: O ti re mi (l am tired). Mum: Ota e lo ma re (It is your enemy that will be tired).
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian: When she says that you can drink the Coke with a visitor then beats the hell out of you after the visitor leaves.
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian. Me - Gives mom my assignment. Mum - Go and meet your brother. Me - You don't even know it. Mum - Awon ebi baba e ni olodo (It is your father's relatives that are dullards).
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian: When she prices just one commodity round 3 stores then goes back to the first one to buy. (So annoying).
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian: Whenshe serves a meal not enough for everyone, claims her share is in kitchen. Then she sleeps hungry.
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian: When you want to follow her out she says go and wear your slippers....by the time you are back she's gone.
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian: When she never stops using these phrases, "YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING ME? IT'S YOURSELF YOU ARE DOING".
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian: When she touches hot pot comfortably without a napkin.
...But you love her so much all the same, and God help anyone who dares to try mess with her.

Kudos to our mums!

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#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian.....when she get u akube clothes and shoes.

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