There is this village in search of a new king,and it has been in the culture of the villagers to crown foreigner that come  into the village at that time and who so ever the foreigner is he must answer some questions b4 being crowned, and any body that failed the question will be killed in the market square fortunately romade and two people entered the village and they were questioned as follow,
         The chief priest asked the first foreigner== What is inside this calabash?
                                                             Replied == I don't know
         The chief priet asked the second foreigner= What is inside this calabash? 
                                                             Replied== I don't know
 
So the two foreigner where killed and it was Romade's turn to answer the question
         The  chief priest asked romade  ========What is inside this calabash?
          Replied=== (clears throats)(Talking arrogantly) That is very simply,u can ask me in the next market day because i know the answer and i will be the next king of this village.
The next market day which is 8 days later  at the market square there was drumming and dancing in anticipation of a new king.the question  starts below
        The  chief priest   asked romade =====What is inside this calabash?
                                              Replied======I said i know it(arrogantly)
        The chief priest asked again=========What is inside this calabash?
                                             Replied=====before i can answer i need enough applause and drumming
        The chief priest asked the third time======= What is inside this calabash?
                            After enough drumming and singing  romade finally answered
                                     Replied=======(clears throats)What is inside this calabash is the content of the calabash
                          The chief priest =======What do you mean?(with suprise)
        Romade======What is inside this calabash is what you put inside the calabash and it is the content that is inside

    That is how romade set confussion into the village

y r u so obsessed with me

because i ROUF u

i nid to wake up from dis nytmare den

@ rom lmao

wake up make i put u inside the calabash myself

omo u don make me fall in rove fall in rove o

kai if ur twiny catch u nko

my enemies flenty o  

close mouth jare Mcfidelis

how did you get that

romade:

close mouth jare Mcfidelis

e easy for baal jesus to create person?

Benjy i be CID

romade:

Benjy i be CID

(CID) WE KNO SAY U BE CUT IDENTITY DIPLOMAT

go sit down for guter with ur title

lomade today na friday can i f**k today?

dani wia are u?

no worry go ask ben that question then u receive the greatest f**k of ya life

I did it last nite, no power available today.

hmmm eye witness acct of syl was correct

na wah oo

uno even get power@ ben

sweetless na so d tin dey hungry u reach

no be small thing o

y r u so obsessed with me

Alimat oya kunfesz yur lurrv for Romade!

but i dont ruv her o

Big lie

romade:

but i dont ruv her o

Y did, u tld me u ruv me the last time u look inside

romu sef don see somtin

the guy too dey see inside person thing

Lolabbey:

na wah oo

uno even get power@ ben

sweetless na so d tin dey hungry u reach

yes o! ur fatima girlfrend go allow come our hostel this weekend?

we get better package for o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now, are you a guy or a babe

Yes!