Why did you leave your last job?
The company relocated and didn’t tell me where



If the earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?
We will get our salary everyday



What do you have that other applicants do not?
Just syphilis



Working in a team means spending half of your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs


I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early


Personally I have nothing against work, particularly when performed quietly and unobtrusively by someone else.


The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day


I like work it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.


Everything on your CV are all lies, but I like that. Welcome to sales!


Tell your boss what you really think about him and the truth shall set you free from your job.


Love what you do friends. The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Enjoy your weekend.

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