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9 Kinds Of People In Whatsapp Chat Groups by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 9:18pm On Aug 07, 2015
Anyway, so I'm sure all of you have some WhatsApp group chats going on in your phone right now. No? You must be a social recluse then. Because even my most anti-social friend sends me screenshots of bitchy WhatsApp group chats that he encounters. Some of them, like one of ones i'm currently in (MOSA '09 Group) don't let you sleep at night. You wake up in the morning and you see up to 800 messages and it leaves you wondering is some people sleep at night. Here are some things i noticed about the people in the group. I'm sure they apply to any other whatsapp group out there:



#1

The group admin:


The group admin has power. Or so I like to think. Possibly because I happen to be the group admin of a few WhatsApp group chats, and I like to think I have sole control over these groups that I started. Yes, I can wield the power of adding and deleting people from the Group Chat. I AM POWERFUL, ALL FEAR ME.


#2

The Bitch:


Much as I like Nicki Minaj, I'd have to disagree. They criticize anything and everything ranging from the price of Mary Kay in the market to someone's display picture My phone is my refuge, my sanctuary, my haven. It is a place where I can seek solace from the hustle and bustle of everyday life. So when someone floods my WhatsApp group chats with negativity and bitching, don't blame me if I exercise my power as a group admin to kick you outta the group


#3

The Imager:

When someone floods an entire WhatsApp group chat with memes of Kermit the frog, the poor people in the chat have no choice of their own - they will see your photos and allow their phones to become flooded with stupid images. Nowadays i take one look at my phone gallery and i'll think my phone has gotten possessed by some evil entity that loves pictures, then i remember i belong to groups on my Whatsapp. Like our phones aren't messy enough. Damn! Aint't none of my business, though.


#4
The Organizer:


The Organizer also plays a pivotal role in WhatsApp group chats. The organizer is always a person is possibly more evolved than the rest of the group's participants. He/she knows that friendship cannot be formed through online communications alone. Humans need to meet physically in order to cement their friendships. And this organizer is the one who ensures the continuity of our friendships.


#5
The Counselor


I don't mean to be a bitch, but sometimes, some people have to shut up. There are many times when there is this person who is too willing to offer their expertise on what people should do with their lives. You're probably as qualified to dispense advise as I am. (Which is not at all really. Taking my advice on life would be suicide). Unless you're have qualifications as a psychoanalyst, or you're really hot...then by all means, please counsel me.


#6
The Snitch

This is the person who provides the group with all the latest gists and gossip. they usually don't speak much, they just kinda drop a gist from time to time and go back to being mute. And you have no idea where this person get the news from because usually he/she just sits there and doesn't talk at all. Maybe it's one of those "quiet observer" things. I wouldn't know. I'm not really the quiet observer

sort.


#7
The Off-Point:

These people never follow conversations. They enter just drop random crap and totally off-topic lines. They enter the group and ask, "Abeg, who knows where i dropped my Nokia torch charger", thereby derailing the conversation. I confess, I've done this before, but who are you to judge?? Don't forget, I'm a group admin. I'll kick you out if you complain and re-add you the next day!


#8
The Silent Ones:

These ones never reply. Ever. They just stay mute and occupy space. And when he/she eventually starts participating like a normal member and after being welcomed like a long lost brother, he simply vanishes again, and returns once in a blue moon


#9
The Correct Guys/babes:

These are the ones who are just right. They are the ones who participate, but not too aggressively. They start conversation but not too much. They are the kind of people who everyone want to be in the same group with. This group include people like me

source: http://listernaija.blogspot.com/2015/08/10-kinds-of-people-in-whatsapp-chat.html
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Re: 9 Kinds Of People In Whatsapp Chat Groups by Isaacmacdon(m): 9:41pm On Aug 07, 2015
I think no 8.. is so cool..
Re: 9 Kinds Of People In Whatsapp Chat Groups by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 10:14am On Aug 08, 2015
Isaacmacdon:
I think no 8.. is so cool..
true, apart from when almost all the members of the chat group are all number 8

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