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8 Steps To Toast...."You Don't Need Nepa" by pcaliphate(m): 5:42pm On Aug 09, 2015
Bro! If there is a lady, whose outward & inward beauty attracts the heart of your Heart. Follow these near best steps in gaining her advanced attention.

Number 1. Continuously throw a moderate matured gaze at the lady in question.

Number 2. Let your mouth thirst for words within the course of the gaze.

Number 3. Don't be vulnerable to your emotions in abstractly ruining what you have started.

Number 4. Don't be tempted in asking her out when the "Near-Perfect Atmosphere" is at sleep.

Number 5. Continue the Pillar built gaze

Number 6. At a certain point in time, a situation would be born & at its delivery, seize the opportunity in saying a "Narrative Hello".

Number 7. Since Nature has congratulated You before she said Yes. Bro! I congratulate You.

Number 8. Since she now hugs you by reflex or by conscious reflex. It is imperative you reason boys two bottles of an Ironical alcohol aka (Coke & Fanta).

By Olowo Tosin John.
#Peace
GOD Bless Us All.

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