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Re: About Gettin Married by Ben13: 2:38pm On Mar 26, 2009
not when I'm still online
Re: About Gettin Married by PeeJee(m): 2:40pm On Mar 26, 2009
*carries peejee thinkn him to be my pyjamas and hops into bed*
haba clem am not gay like u ooooooooooh
Re: About Gettin Married by romsky: 2:42pm On Mar 26, 2009
sharrap who told u my clumsy is gay

use insert quote dat is on ur quotation & stop bolding ur copy past
Re: About Gettin Married by PeeJee(m): 2:50pm On Mar 26, 2009
haba which one be ur own why u dey opata say he no be gay u no see wetin he talk. well the quote stuff tanx
Re: About Gettin Married by Ben13: 2:52pm On Mar 26, 2009
noise makers
Re: About Gettin Married by benedictac(f): 2:53pm On Mar 26, 2009
i suport u, even u too
Re: About Gettin Married by romsky: 2:54pm On Mar 26, 2009
JJc Pj my clumsy is my luv
Re: About Gettin Married by olulu(m): 2:58pm On Mar 26, 2009
@ram, oops, rom

cool jokes
Re: About Gettin Married by romsky: 3:00pm On Mar 26, 2009
orlu fanx
Re: About Gettin Married by clemcykul(f): 3:20pm On Mar 26, 2009
@peejee me gay?
lol you've just seen little of me, more shocker coming ur way
Re: About Gettin Married by romsky: 3:22pm On Mar 26, 2009
dat one don enta voice mail biko
Re: About Gettin Married by clemcykul(f): 3:49pm On Mar 26, 2009
am not sure it has
Re: About Gettin Married by PeeJee(m): 3:54pm On Mar 26, 2009
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked where is olulu abi na ululu grin
Re: About Gettin Married by olulu(m): 4:01pm On Mar 26, 2009
piss piss
wetin apple?


u don bed wet again?? knocks his big head very hard
grin

clemcykul:

@peejee me gay?
lol you've just seen little of me, more shocker coming ur way

well, wonder shall neva go extinct,
u still dey pursue ram-made?
u do horse, u do ram not ram-made o, u do goat,
u do chicken, u still wan shock ram-made into doin, nawa shocked shocked shocked shocked



romade:

orlu fanx

u welcome ram-made
Re: About Gettin Married by romsky: 4:04pm On Mar 26, 2009
i no even know wia to bite 4 ur skinny body
Re: About Gettin Married by clemcykul(f): 4:06pm On Mar 26, 2009
with your fox teeth
Re: About Gettin Married by benedictac(f): 4:09pm On Mar 26, 2009
romade:

i no even know wia to bite 4 ur skinny body

bite him bombom
Re: About Gettin Married by romsky: 4:12pm On Mar 26, 2009
dat yansh wey him neva wash since last year fanx i no dey do
Re: About Gettin Married by blissieng(f): 4:45pm On Mar 26, 2009
yawn,
Re: About Gettin Married by romsky: 4:47pm On Mar 26, 2009
abeg cover ur mouth wen u yawn dirty u
Re: About Gettin Married by olulu(m): 4:54pm On Mar 26, 2009
romade:

i no even know wia to bite 4 ur skinny body

skinny? oh, sexy u mean,
gee, glad u noticed, but too bad, i don't do shit holes tongue tongue


clemcykul:

with your fox teeth

ok, i bin dey wonder how u take know,
now i remember,
ram-made had to use tooth pick after kissing u,
cos ur tongue got stuck for him teeth

grin grin grin

benedictac:

bite him bombom

romade:

dat yansh wey him neva wash since last year fanx i no dey do

help, gays on d loose shocked shocked shocked shocked

blissieng:

yawn,

slaps her bum bum
Re: About Gettin Married by romsky: 5:01pm On Mar 26, 2009
orlu respect urself bcus i dont lyk insultin elders o
Re: About Gettin Married by Ben13: 5:06pm On Mar 26, 2009
that's just the truth.
Re: About Gettin Married by olulu(m): 5:15pm On Mar 26, 2009
romade:

orlu respect urself bcus i dont lyk insultin elders o

ok, my boy, oya stop crying
u know that d truth is bitter, oya dry your eyes

gives him hankerchief to blow his nose and

buys him chin chin and zobo.


grin grin grin
Re: About Gettin Married by Lolabbey: 5:32pm On Mar 26, 2009
u no fit buy chicken and chips 4 d poor boy atlst to taste it 4 d frst time
Re: About Gettin Married by olulu(m): 5:45pm On Mar 26, 2009
haa, u no even like d boy,
if he taste am, he fit swallow him tongue

make i give am what he is used to
wink wink

rom, oya , take
Re: About Gettin Married by Lolabbey: 5:47pm On Mar 26, 2009
wetin u giv am chop so?
Re: About Gettin Married by olulu(m): 6:04pm On Mar 26, 2009
y u wan know sef

oh ok ,i get it, u dey hunger too,
ok, i have plenty to go round,
but i can't give u d same tin i gave rom,
oya follow me,
now come closer, come on, . . . . . . . closer still

don't b shy, a lil more closer . . . . . . kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: About Gettin Married by romsky: 9:58am On Mar 27, 2009
child molester, abuser etc above me
mebo nebo below me
Re: About Gettin Married by Lolabbey: 10:02am On Mar 27, 2009
agbaya below romade
Re: About Gettin Married by romsky: 10:04am On Mar 27, 2009
cheesy
Re: About Gettin Married by olulu(m): 10:13am On Mar 27, 2009
romade:

child molester, abuser etc above me
mebo nebo below me


lol,
na helping, i dey help o

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