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Watching Football With Some Women Is Really Stressful. by donogaga(m): 2:28pm On Aug 11, 2015
Wife: which teams are playing?
Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United
Wife : oooh wonderful! I love Arsenal..
Husband: that's a good team...
Wife: is Drogba playing?
Husband: he doesn't play for any of these teams...
Wife: okay sweeet...is that Chris Brown?
Husband: [bored] no he is Chamberlain...
Wife : okay but they look the same... what's that yellow card for?
Husband: its a warning to the player...
After few minutes Rooney scores for Manchester United....
Wife: [celebrates in high mood] is that
Chamberlain who has scored?
Husband: [calmly] no its Rooney for Manchester United...!!
Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal who should have scored!!
Husband: [silent]
Wife: what is that red card for?
Husband : [bored] that means the player should go out of the pitch for misbehaving.
Wife: then is he going to be a coach?
Husband:[unwilling to answer] aaaaaaa no...
Wife: its the same with traffic lights:
yellow=warning; red=danger.
Husband: exactly darling...
Wife :what about the green card?
Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of play....
Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup...
Husband: [silent]
Wife: who is that man standing who looks like Mr. Bean?
Husband: [bored] it's the Arsenal coach
....Arsene Wenger.
Wife: that means the other opponent's coach is Manchest Wenger?
Husband: [changes the channel]

Re: Watching Football With Some Women Is Really Stressful. by Moneyab(m): 2:43pm On Aug 11, 2015
to avoid those silly questions during games....I avoid the women and stick with my homies...
Re: Watching Football With Some Women Is Really Stressful. by Patented: 2:44pm On Aug 11, 2015
lol nice 1

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