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Re: 5 Crazy Things You Shouldn’t Do In Lagos Buses by BRIGHTRIVERS(m): 6:26pm On Aug 11, 2015
sandrel:
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so girls also book space? Btw,u go sell am? grin
Re: 5 Crazy Things You Shouldn’t Do In Lagos Buses by Nobody: 6:26pm On Aug 11, 2015
No follow driver insult LASTMA

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Re: 5 Crazy Things You Shouldn’t Do In Lagos Buses by passionate88: 6:27pm On Aug 11, 2015
Ok
Re: 5 Crazy Things You Shouldn’t Do In Lagos Buses by joystickextendr: 6:27pm On Aug 11, 2015
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Re: 5 Crazy Things You Shouldn’t Do In Lagos Buses by ellahzy(f): 6:27pm On Aug 11, 2015
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Re: 5 Crazy Things You Shouldn’t Do In Lagos Buses by Venom104: 6:29pm On Aug 11, 2015
Everything about that Lagos no just make sense..
Re: 5 Crazy Things You Shouldn’t Do In Lagos Buses by sandrel(f): 6:30pm On Aug 11, 2015
BRIGHTRIVERS:
so girls also book space? Btw,u go sell am? grin
are you a new comer?grin grin grin
Re: 5 Crazy Things You Shouldn’t Do In Lagos Buses by petuniaevents(f): 6:32pm On Aug 11, 2015
True grin shocked cool sad angry

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Re: 5 Crazy Things You Shouldn’t Do In Lagos Buses by adedayourt(m): 6:33pm On Aug 11, 2015
darlenese:
So what should we do in Lagos buses

strt to loose ur hair

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Re: 5 Crazy Things You Shouldn’t Do In Lagos Buses by Specialiste(m): 6:34pm On Aug 11, 2015
Wit d amount of problms in nigeria 2 discuss dis one keeps coming up on nl front page.....it mst b a serious problm
Re: 5 Crazy Things You Shouldn’t Do In Lagos Buses by darlenese(f): 6:37pm On Aug 11, 2015
adedayourt:


strt to loose ur hair


Are u okay
Re: 5 Crazy Things You Shouldn’t Do In Lagos Buses by angelz(f): 6:37pm On Aug 11, 2015
sleeping in the bus can be so embarrassing. some will not only turn the shoulder of fellow passenger to a pillow but also snore. too bad.

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Re: 5 Crazy Things You Shouldn’t Do In Lagos Buses by SapeleWater(m): 6:38pm On Aug 11, 2015
No sleep pass ur bus stop

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Re: 5 Crazy Things You Shouldn’t Do In Lagos Buses by BRIGHTRIVERS(m): 6:38pm On Aug 11, 2015
sandrel:
are you a new comer?grin grin grin
Obviously wink
Re: 5 Crazy Things You Shouldn’t Do In Lagos Buses by Darkchocolate(f): 6:41pm On Aug 11, 2015
Number 10.

Don't dare ask the conductor for your change. Conductors seem nicer when they are begging you to enter their bus (especially if you have lots of choices...they aren't so nice if they are the only bus there going to your destination). After you enter the bus, give them N500, you immediately start hearing "No change oooo". embarassed. So they are trying to tell me that since morning of shouting "no changeoooo", they have not managed to gather some sort of change by 2pm in the afternoon angry

After the familiar "no change" chant, you will only get your change by constantly reminding the conductor of "conductor my change oooo" every 5mins. Reporting the conductor to the driver will not help your cause.

If no change is forth coming for over half the journey, you then know that your change will only come when you alight from the bus and the conductor dumps a note in the hands of another passenger and leave you two to go find your 'change fate'. At that moment, they are no longer bothered and can drag you along with their bus if you decide to hand on to him or the bus until you are reimbursed.

angry angry angry

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Re: 5 Crazy Things You Shouldn’t Do In Lagos Buses by adedayourt(m): 6:42pm On Aug 11, 2015
darlenese:



Are u okay

let me go ask ifa . . .
Re: 5 Crazy Things You Shouldn’t Do In Lagos Buses by YoungDaNaval(m): 6:42pm On Aug 11, 2015
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Re: 5 Crazy Things You Shouldn’t Do In Lagos Buses by adedayourt(m): 6:43pm On Aug 11, 2015
ellahzy:
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h for house
Re: 5 Crazy Things You Shouldn’t Do In Lagos Buses by ruggedtimi(m): 6:47pm On Aug 11, 2015
girls alwys asking for their change like 7tyms be4 dey get to their bus stop
Re: 5 Crazy Things You Shouldn’t Do In Lagos Buses by Nobody: 6:49pm On Aug 11, 2015
Advertise nd sell goods

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Re: 5 Crazy Things You Shouldn’t Do In Lagos Buses by Eniqurl(f): 6:54pm On Aug 11, 2015
LAGOS.
Re: 5 Crazy Things You Shouldn’t Do In Lagos Buses by eluquenson(m): 6:54pm On Aug 11, 2015
Very funny attitude while inside bus, you learn a lot in Lagos cheesy

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Re: 5 Crazy Things You Shouldn’t Do In Lagos Buses by tobybasten(m): 6:58pm On Aug 11, 2015
darlenese:
So what should we do in Lagos buses
Fart!!!
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin.
Kidding oo

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Re: 5 Crazy Things You Shouldn’t Do In Lagos Buses by iffydave: 7:01pm On Aug 11, 2015
sandrel:
op i believe all these are for men!
now tell us our own grin
1. Chewing gum
2. Wooing fyn guys cheesy
Re: 5 Crazy Things You Shouldn’t Do In Lagos Buses by lmuhopeful: 7:10pm On Aug 11, 2015
omokeji1958:




http://blog.ng.jovago.com/5-crazy-things-you-shouldnt-do-in-lagos-buses-680

No. 1 is crap. You can woo a lady in the bus: it all depends on your approach. Girls have been wooed successfully in trips as short as from Abule-Egba to Kola bus-stop so what do you mean.
Re: 5 Crazy Things You Shouldn’t Do In Lagos Buses by Encoredme(m): 7:36pm On Aug 11, 2015
I'll add "don't forget to collect your change from the driver or conductor".

Number one just happened to me. I wanted to talk to the girl but I was using style to wait till we got to the bus stop. Once she alighted if you see how she took off! grin grin grin

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Re: 5 Crazy Things You Shouldn’t Do In Lagos Buses by darlenese(f): 8:26pm On Aug 11, 2015
adedayourt:


let me go ask ifa . . .


Ok grin grin grin

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Re: 5 Crazy Things You Shouldn’t Do In Lagos Buses by Hawlahscho(m): 8:56pm On Aug 11, 2015
Dtfaithfulkid:
The day i'll be FTC en?



Been online since morning nothing to show for it...


At least on page zero twice....
I need tips o, LadyF and Introvert






In Equity and Fairness...

Very simple. Just resign grin
Re: 5 Crazy Things You Shouldn’t Do In Lagos Buses by Nobody: 9:16pm On Aug 11, 2015
Hawlahscho:

Very simple. Just resign grin

lol.... I tire o seriously...


Things would surely get better....
With patience, Hardwork and perserverance...we would get better...

Keep Hope, Keep Faith...
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In Equity and Fairness
Re: 5 Crazy Things You Shouldn’t Do In Lagos Buses by XavierSmiley: 9:23pm On Aug 11, 2015
*entering with N1000 when ur fare is N50...be ready to fight Conductor all the way to ur house abi u no hear "Wole Pelu Changi e o"?? *being a novice in the area and letting it show...berra learn the right pronunciation of the bus stop before entering the bus....u even enter u no know hoe much the fare is...guy ur case is critical, na Yabaleft go be ur bus stop...wake up! *Not answering your bus stop in time... *you want to buy Gala, u have N1000 note on u, u give the Gala guy the whole N1000 note without first collecting the N950 change....boy are u a philanthropist? *keeping ur phones in ur back pocket... *entering the bus without first observing the passengers you meet ...woju oooo....e fit be one chance ooo

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