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9 Things About Nigeria politician.(must Read) by Nobody: 10:38pm On Aug 12, 2015
Funny Nigerians
1) When they loot money, they keep it in
Switzerland.
2) When sick, they go to Germany.
3) When investing, they go to America.
4) When buying Mansions, they visit London.
5) When shopping they go to Dubai.
6)When on holidays, they visit Paris or
Bahamas.
7) When educating their children, they select
Europe.
cool When praying, they go to Saudi Arabia or Jerusalem.
9) BUT,when they DIE, they all want to be
BURIED in NIGERIA.
Please, help me ask them, NIGERIA NA
CEMETERY?

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Re: 9 Things About Nigeria politician.(must Read) by ijaw1stson: 10:40pm On Aug 12, 2015
Lol wen they die, they go to.................tink abt it
Re: 9 Things About Nigeria politician.(must Read) by ijaw1stson: 10:47pm On Aug 12, 2015
nice post op...indeed a food for thought

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Re: 9 Things About Nigeria politician.(must Read) by nikkiking(m): 10:48pm On Aug 12, 2015
Good thought my brother more elbow to ur hustle.
Na the mentality of our so called polithiefs, they just can't change anything.
Dizani madueke is in hospital for abroad mean y Wuse general hospital is here.
What more important over there?
One dies they carry them dead body come naija their cemetery for burial undecided undecided undecided.

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Re: 9 Things About Nigeria politician.(must Read) by nikkiking(m): 10:55pm On Aug 12, 2015
Buhari shld focus more in this area, if really change is here.
Re: 9 Things About Nigeria politician.(must Read) by Nobody: 11:07pm On Aug 12, 2015
We steal bc they dont stone us.

This thread deserve fp

It shouldn't be under joke section rather politics. There is no joke in it. Pure truth.

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