We can confirm this afternoon that Dame Patience Jonathan has been arrested in the United States on orders of President Muhammadu Buhari for gross misconduct and misappropriation of State Funds. The News was broken by a close aide of the former First Lady who pleaded anonymity. The embattled First Lady was picked up at the JFK International Airport in New York by Men of a Special Unit of the DSS attached to the Nigerian Embassy in USA. According to her aide "President Jonathan is covered by immunity but Mama Peace isn't. So the way I see it, she might pay for all her husband's misgivings". Dame Patienece was arrested without offering any resistance, however she had this ti say "The wucked ones have come for me but their plans will fail. Aisha, God is seeing you. Sai Baba, God is seeing you. There is God in heaven. He will release me because I am innocent". Former President Jonathan has declined to comment.

Pishure or adonbilivit .

Stale weed at work.

Must we joke all the tyme @ op?,

hahahahahahahaha! in your dreams mehn!

naira land chai!DSS for u.s.a(stop mocking PMB) lol

Pishure or adonbilivit

This is unacceptable

these are trying times.....ppl dey lie.

Fake news

Let me hear it on NTA news at 9 first then i will comment

Some people can lie..

Mods, Do the needful. Ban the silly OP

I smell lies..

Lie lie people

Source?

anoda Adamu frm Adamawa

was this meant to be a joke? Very dry joke.

mira4u:
was this meant to be a joke? Very dry joke.

Dry indeed but i really wish it was true cos all they said about her is true & more.

Olasoonky:

i really wish it was true cos all they said about her is true & more.

Really? things like? n where's your evidence?