Buhari has proven himself as an avid hunter
I don’t like lions. Their hunt bores me stiff. On
sighting a prey, they go too swiftly, too brutal
and aim for the thyroid. In seconds they break
the wind pipe of their prey and pronto, dinner
is served. No real drama, no teasing, all sheer
speed and downright efficient killing. One of
my favorite hunters is the Hyena. They are
pretty much more patient than the vulture.
They can chase a prey for days on end, at the
end the prey is worn out and more or less
surrenders itself as dinner.
There is a sense of drama in their hunt. The
prey at the beginning of the hunt is quite
agile. The pack of Hyenas knows that it is a
matter of time before the prey starts losing
strength. Like marathon runners from Kenya
they keep up the pace behind the prey.
President Muhammadu Buhari has proven
himself an avid hunter. His persistence in
repeatedly contesting the Nigerian presidency
has all the markings of the skill of the hyena.
He kept at it even against all possible odds.
To the amazement of many of us, he has
finally succeeded.

How Buhari’s hunt for immorality may
influence Nigeria
But now, the hunt for the crown of presidency
has been won and a new hunt must start. The
new hunt must be the hunt for immortality. His
team has since realised that the easiest way
for the president to attain immortality in the
minds of his avid supporters is to continuously
mock, humiliate and ultimately destroy ex-
president Goodluck Jonathan. For this hunt to
excite his teaming fans, it must not be the
lions hunt.
If he hobbles Jonathan swift and fast, even if
it leads to Jonathan receiving a life
imprisonment, he would have made a gross
political mistake; he would have made a
martyr out of Jonathan. The sight of a
Jonathan in chains, whilst it will no doubt
excite the minds of most Jonathan haters, will
immediately win a lot of sympathy from the
neutrals for the genial Jonathan.
The angst of the keen Jonathan supporters will
also be kindled; invariably a bit of violence
may sprout in the creeks. Worse still, the
immediate hobbling of Jonathan will lead to
calls for more blood from ferocious Nigerians.
The thirst can only be satiated if other big
fishes such as former president Olusegun
Obasanjo, former vice president Atiku Abubakar
and former Lagos state governor sen. Bola
Tinubu are also crushed in the process. That
will be a massive cull fest that may prove too
big for the appetite of moderate Nigerians.
Buhari guarantees place in history by slow
probing of Jonathan
So the plan has to be obvious: make the
probing of Jonathan the center piece of the
policy of this government and do it very
slowly. This government really does not need
to tar roads, construct railways, work on the
power situation or indeed carry out any other
form of governance to be hugely successful.
Just keep on probing Jonathan and the place
of this administration is guaranteed in history.
Already, it appears as if the President has
gotten the hang of it. Prior to his inauguration
he made it clear that he will probe Jonathan.


When he went to United States he announced
to the whole world in an article that under
Jonathan, one million barrels of oil was stolen
daily, he made the unnecessary error of
reducing this figure in an NTA interview. Since
then the reiteration of plans to probe Jonathan
has become a weekly affair. The press
statement is usually released after the
president has met with one group or the other.
He will of course reiterate his commitment to
recovering all the Jonathan loot. As of the
last count this mysterious loot was said to be
$150Billion.
The time for their arrest must be very close to
the next election. By then his supporters will
be defined as the supporters of corruption,
whilst the supporters of the president will have
the higher moral high ground. By hobbling
Jonathan, PDP is invariably reduced in the
minds of “right thinking Nigerians”, who know
that corruption is the exclusive preserve of the
PDP. By slowly bamboozling and teasing
Jonathan, the President will walk straight into
the Nigerian hall of fame as the man who
crushed corruption. After all once Jonathan
finally goes to prison a week to the next
general election, all the corruption in Nigerian
police, customs and excise and other federal
and state government agencies would have
been vanquished.


https://www.naij.com/519313-buhari-will-put-jonathan-prison-week-next-election.html

Sure...

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100% sure . But you know what, those wailing wallers won't like this article.

What history,its just because buhari is an Apc while jonathan was Pdp..someone elese can do the same

I don't really agree in totality wit dis article

Now Jonathan is, obviously, nowhere as vicious as the brute Fennel in Vulture Is A Patient Bird (James Hardley Chase) who got his comeuppance in the hyena's jaws after a drawn out chase.

Not screaming for GEJ's head Red-Queen-style but, i ask, was he hypnotized/spellbound while all that gore played out?

Why such curious passivity and prolonged 'meekness' from a C-in-C in the face of macabre and wanton spilling of his subjects' blood by BH as if they were gleefully taunting an outwitted leader
Why the paralysis in his response till galvanized apparently by potential loss six weeks to elections?

Thanks to Providence the grotesque dream ended on 3/28. God bless the dead.

'Meekness' my foot!