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1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she
replies, "Sorry
for yourself!" .
2) When you ask her where you
should drop something and she
says, “Drop it on my head." .
3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a party. .
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have
fever.” And she replies
you, “Why won't you have fever when
you press phone every day.” .
.
5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd
in my class.” and she replies, “So the
person that took first has two heads
abi?” .
.
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to
work, just to punish you. .
7) When you are watching television
with her and then she sleeps off and
still doesn’t
want you to change the
channel. .
.
If when you tell her you are going
to a friend's place and she asks,
''When last did that friend come here
to play with you? .
.
9) When she asks you if the food is
enough, and you reply no, and she
says, come and eat
her join. .
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem,
you will hear ween. .
11) When she touches hot pot
comfortably without a cloth or
paper. .
12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill
my mother, so you will not kill
me''. .
13) When she calls you from your
room upstairs and then sends you
back upstairs to bring her
purse. .
14) When you ask her to refund the
money you borrowed her and
she tells you, "All the food you have
been eating in theu house
nkor? Which money did you think was used in
buying them?'' .
True or false

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