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| Resume Blunders(i) by cushman(op): 2:22pm On Oct 25, 2005 |
These quotes were taken from actual resumes! "I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience" "I have lurnt word perfect 6.0 computer and spreadsheet progroms" "Received a plague for salesperson of the year" "Reason for leaving last job: Maturity leave" "Wholly responsible for two(2) failed financial institutions" "Failed bar exam with relatively high grades" "It's best for employers that i not work with people" "Lets meet, so you can "ooh" and "aah" over my experience" "You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time" "Am a perfectionist and rarely if ever forget details" "I was working for my mum until she decided to move" "Marital status: Single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No commitments." |
| Re: Resume Blunders(i) by fabian(f): 2:31pm On Oct 27, 2005 |
Ha Ha Ha! Funny! |
| Re: Resume Blunders(i) by micklplus(m): 12:55pm On Nov 23, 2005 |
this is another crazy composition ! you are guyz are really loaded here ! keep it up people Gbam and hava nice day |
| Re: Resume Blunders(i) by Rolly: 5:26pm On Nov 25, 2005 |
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| Re: Resume Blunders(i) by lanrei(m): 11:22pm On Oct 01, 2009 |
Meaningless;-( |
| Re: Resume Blunders(i) by CrazyMan(m): 3:17am On Oct 02, 2009 |
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| Re: Resume Blunders(i) by bydot1(m): 4:11am On Oct 02, 2009 |
wetin do u? |
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