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Resume Blunders(i) by cushman(m): 2:22pm On Oct 25, 2005
These quotes were taken from actual resumes!


"I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience"

"I have lurnt word perfect 6.0 computer and spreadsheet progroms"

"Received a plague for salesperson of the year"

"Reason for leaving last job: Maturity leave"

"Wholly responsible for two(2) failed financial institutions"

"Failed bar exam with relatively high grades"

"It's best for employers that i not work with people"

"Lets meet, so you can "ooh" and "aah" over my experience"

"You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time"

"Am a perfectionist and rarely if ever forget details"

"I was working for my mum until she decided to move"

"Marital status: Single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No commitments."
Re: Resume Blunders(i) by fabian(f): 2:31pm On Oct 27, 2005
Ha Ha Ha! Funny!
Re: Resume Blunders(i) by micklplus(m): 12:55pm On Nov 23, 2005
this is another crazy composition ! you are guyz are really loaded here ! keep it up people
Gbam and hava nice day
Re: Resume Blunders(i) by Rolly: 5:26pm On Nov 25, 2005
grin
Re: Resume Blunders(i) by lanrei(m): 11:22pm On Oct 01, 2009
Meaningless;-(
Re: Resume Blunders(i) by CrazyMan(m): 3:17am On Oct 02, 2009
sad
Re: Resume Blunders(i) by bydot1(m): 4:11am On Oct 02, 2009
wetin do u?

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