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The racing-car driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took her to bed. He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in the face. "What's the matter?!? Didn't I satisfy you when we screwed?" he asked.

"It was after you fell asleep that got you into trouble," said the angry woman.

"In your sleep, you felt my tits and mumbled, 'What perfect headlights.'

Then you felt my thighs and murmured, 'what a smooth finish.'"

"What's wrong with that?" asked the driver.

"Nothing, but then you felt my p*ssy and yelled, 'who the hell left the garage door open?'"

Hei

buhahhha lol pls iteun i dont want to be fired

take it easy ure really making me laff ur freaking butt off

ituen pls my no is 08022814912.il apreci8 it if u can post jokes 2 me.i rily like u

Ituen's got a brand new scoper! Ituen make sure you take this one to your g*yish alter you here?

hey hey whats all this nonsense here about Ituen?
Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz stop sending ur numbers to him
leave him alone for me am begging
i can't stand a heartbreak

and u Ituen, u stand there enjoying it all eh
u will meet me at home

tessybaby:
and u Ituen, u stand there enjoying it all eh
u will meet me at home

pls don't beat our ituen so much oo

*looks around*

c'mmon tessybaby lovers dont fight at home ok

wen u both get into bed u'll definitely settle ur difference wid mr fatherfucker buhhahhahaha

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

@Sam

Its better every one reads the jokes from here. If i send new jokes to ur fone, Seun will charge mefor double-posting

@Tessy
We'll settle our differnces later

@all topic readers
i'm a ladyfu*ker

@ITUEN

thats a real business for you.for someone to download JOKE OF THEY DAY from MTN they charge 100naira per joke and being that your jokes are always superb i bet you can charge samuel 1000naira per day for your jokes on his phone and he wont hesitate.thats real biz for you.think twice. and no think say i be igbo boy ooo ,i'm just business oriented

Taaa. Na lie. U be Igbo man. I can charge him but not now. Na exploitation be that one

that aint exploitation, its simply using what you have to get what you want, if he's game

lol

Oh my GOD i'm gonna puke. Imagine naija people turnin ordinary jokes into bussiness.

Dont mind Showbobo. for that N1000, im don multiply dat money by 3, add im own cut n expenses before e reach N1k

ituen:
Dont mind Showbobo. for that N1000, im don multiply that money by 3, add im own cut n expenses before e reach N1k

we can be business partners,ya know, or maybe i can be your solicitor.

Den u go come overthrow me like what does guys who owned businesses of former governors did

ituen:
Den u go come overthrow me like what does guys who owned businesses of former governors did

your bad

i don tell u d truth oh

seriuosly speaking ITUEN, do you know you can make money from this jokes??

I tot abt it but i just fell like sharing it. its something i do naturally. i just like to look at things and try to see the funny side of life.

But how to make money outta it is my problem. <sub>i think i shld consider that

*thinkin*</sub> No Showbobo, u wan put me for line so i go give u employment

ituen:
I tot about it but i just fell like sharing it. its something i do naturally. i just like to look at things and try to see the funny side of life.

But how to make money out of it is my problem. <sub>i think i shld consider that

*thinkin*</sub> No Showbobo, u wan put me for line so i go give u employment

NAhhhh naughty boy, but the fact is , maybe if you can get a link with MTN or so for their jokes section.i subscribe for their jokes at times but the jokes are normally whack, if you can be providing them with jokes,they can be paying you for it, Jokes apart this time around, ya know you're my buddy and i want the bestest for ya.

Keep it cool, everything is money in this recent time

where did you hear that from? wat happens to laffing out ur troubles, even if it helps complicate it. wat happens to charity, as i just realized there are many givers around now, so am considering oppening one soon. abeg bring all the imbeciles from ur family so i can put their pictures online, then u take ur property back to where you came from.

kronkykay:
where did you hear that from? what happens to laffing out your troubles, even if it helps complicate it. what happens to charity, as i just realized there are many givers around now, so am considering oppening one soon. abeg bring all the imbeciles from your family so i can put their pictures online, then u take your property back to where you came from.

who is all this SHOUT OUT going to

an I.D.I.O.T like you.

Nairaland is now gay infested, and guess who leads the pack. . .

Ituen can you see the work of igbo boys in ur life. They lure into getting something and they later overthrow u.

tope_teadr:
Ituen can you see the work of igbo boys in your life. They lure into getting something and they later overthrow u.

who are the igbo boys oo

Migines:
Nairaland is now gay infested, and guess who leads the pack. . .

Mr Gaylord Focker,tell us who leads it o??