A businessman met a beautiful woman and agreed to spend the
night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told
her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary
write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the
whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque
for $250 and enclose the following typed note: "Dear Madam: Enclosed find a
cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed
upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the
impression that: #1 - it had never been occupied; #2 - there was plenty of
heat; and #3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home. However, I
found out that: #1 - it had been previously occupied, #2 - there wasn't any
heat, and #3 - it was entirely too large." Upon receipt of the note, the woman
immediately returned the cheque for $250 with the following note: " Dear Sir:
#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain
unoccupied indefinitely. #2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you
know how to turn it on. #3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of
regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not
blame the management. So, Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to
contact your present landlady."

dat shd be benjy d stingy boi

Tot it was u and lola

i only rent castles so it aint moi

Hmm. Secretaries de suffer no be small. See how him de struggle to satisfy oga for an "apartment" when oga enjoy whey secretary knows nothing of. Secretary, don't worry you hear. One day you too go become oga and you will send your secretary on "apartment" errand.

jamace the good ol secretary consoling his colleagues