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Some True Fact About Nigeria Parents (TRUE/FALSE) by bolaji3071(m): 1:44pm On Aug 16, 2015
::..HOW TRUE IS THIS..::
.
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And
she
replies, "Sorry for yourself!"
.
.

2) When you ask her where you should drop
something and she says, “Drop it on my
head."
.
.


3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
.
.

4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have
fever.” And she replies
you, “Why won't you have fever when you
press phone every
day.”
.
.

5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my
class.” and she
replies, “So the person that took first has
two heads abi?”
.
.


. 6) When she takes the DSTV remote to
work, just
to punish you.
.
.
7) When you are watching television with
her and
then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want
you to
change the
channel.
.
.

cool If when you tell her you are going to a
friend's
place and she asks, ''When last did that
friend
come here to play with you?
.
.

. 9) When she asks you if the food is
enough,
and you reply no, and she says, come and eat
her
join.
.
.

10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you
will hear
ween.
.
.

11) When she touches hot pot comfortably
without a cloth or
paper.
.
12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my
mother, so
you will not kill me''.
.
.

13) When she calls you from your room
upstairs
and then sends you back upstairs to bring
her
purse.
.
.

14) When you ask her to refund the money
you
borrowed her and she tells you, "All the
food you
have been eating in the house nkor? Which
money
did you think was used in buying them?''
.
.
.
True or false?
.
.
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Re: Some True Fact About Nigeria Parents (TRUE/FALSE) by ladyF(f): 1:45pm On Aug 16, 2015
Seen before
Re: Some True Fact About Nigeria Parents (TRUE/FALSE) by bolaji3071(m): 1:53pm On Aug 16, 2015
ladyF:
Seen before
So add yours na.
Re: Some True Fact About Nigeria Parents (TRUE/FALSE) by dobiee(f): 3:25pm On Aug 16, 2015
lol.. very true

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