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Favorite Picture by janedoe(f): 3:18pm On Mar 25, 2009
A nun once told her sunday school kids to read the bible and find out what their favorite biblical stories were and as their homework,draw pictures that represented these stories.The next sunday,she asked the kids to turn in their homework and was surprised that one of the kids had drawn 3 people in a Limo,a guy in the front seat of the Limo,he was driving a man and a woman,astonished,she asked:

Nun:I though I asked you to draw a picture from your favorite bible story?
Kid:Yes you did sister and thats what I did.
Nun:But I've read the whole bible and I never came across a story about 3 people in a Limo.
Kid:Sure there is sister.
Nun:Ok,here's a bible can you show me where this story is?
Kid: Sure sister.
And the kid showed the nun a verse in Genesis that read,"And God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden".
Re: Favorite Picture by neowelsh(m): 3:29pm On Mar 25, 2009
dats why u need inspiration to reading the bible, so dat u can understand it all, pls tell the nun to pray for wisdom and understanding
Re: Favorite Picture by janedoe(f): 5:03pm On Mar 25, 2009
word!will pass your message on the nun grin
Re: Favorite Picture by romsky: 5:08pm On Mar 25, 2009
babydoe is my prime suspect in d role of nun
Re: Favorite Picture by aristole(m): 5:10pm On Mar 25, 2009
Chineke!!!!
Re: Favorite Picture by janedoe(f): 5:15pm On Mar 25, 2009
@ romade lol!
Re: Favorite Picture by tytylayor: 5:29pm On Mar 25, 2009
lmao
Re: Favorite Picture by blissieng(f): 5:38pm On Mar 25, 2009
wetin?
Re: Favorite Picture by olulu(m): 6:02pm On Mar 25, 2009
lol


grin grin grin grin grin
nice 1 doe
Re: Favorite Picture by janedoe(f): 7:22pm On Mar 25, 2009
@ olulu-Thanks
Re: Favorite Picture by jamace(m): 12:12pm On Mar 26, 2009
@ Janedoe,
Is it true that Jesus has a Honda Accord?
Re: Favorite Picture by Lolabbey: 12:19pm On Mar 26, 2009
he had mor dan dat sef
Re: Favorite Picture by janedoe(f): 1:25pm On Mar 26, 2009
@ Jamace and Lolabbey no I think he has Limos and I think he's also a sucker for antiques wink
Re: Favorite Picture by kenypumpin: 1:39pm On Mar 26, 2009
lolzzz grin nice one, the nun needs to read that bible very well again cheesy
Re: Favorite Picture by clemcykul(f): 3:53pm On Mar 26, 2009
@joke
lmao

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