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Virginity Test by Logba: 4:22pm On Mar 25, 2009 |
A lady walked up to a male Doctor for her to be examined if her virginity was still intact. The following conversation ensued. Lady: I am a sport lady and i understand active sporting can make a woman lose her virginity. Can you help me to check if i am still intact. Doctor.emm , emm emm . In that case you will need to remove your skirt and pant for the test. Lady: I am prepared for it , so i did not put on pant. I have even clean shaved the area for easy examination. Doctor: Good , if i insert the instrument and it is difficult to enter, i will put more effort for the instrument to enter a bit so that it can solidify your virginity the more. If it enters, i will use it on you severally to restore your virginity. 20 MINUTES LATER Doctor: You are now ok . You will need to come back tomorrow for the next dosage. I think you need a week long treatment. Lady: My friend Janet, your staff Nurse told me that you have a big dick and that you can screw very well. I could not have a better way to have a feel of it than to use this trick. I think the medication should last for more than one week. |
Re: Virginity Test by romsky: 4:25pm On Mar 25, 2009 |
muah!! |
Re: Virginity Test by mario2008(m): 6:04pm On Mar 25, 2009 |
funningly sexy |
Re: Virginity Test by LuCiA2(f): 8:45pm On Mar 25, 2009 |
this joke is prospectively funny |
Re: Virginity Test by sweetliet: 11:11am On Mar 26, 2009 |
spoilt kids above me |
Re: Virginity Test by jamace(m): 12:03pm On Mar 26, 2009 |
Dis apple don dey confuse people tey tey. Na Adam and Eve be de first victims. |
Re: Virginity Test by Lolabbey: 12:07pm On Mar 26, 2009 |
na u b d second victim |
Re: Virginity Test by sweetliet: 12:11pm On Mar 26, 2009 |
u third, romade fouth |
Re: Virginity Test by Lolabbey: 12:13pm On Mar 26, 2009 |
wetin be ur position?na u b head of cl;ass abi |
Re: Virginity Test by clemcykul(f): 2:01pm On Mar 26, 2009 |
make una no spoil me abeg |
Re: Virginity Test by YHUsTLER(m): 2:51pm On Mar 26, 2009 |
who dey spoil dis old mama |
Re: Virginity Test by olulu(m): 3:07pm On Mar 26, 2009 |
Y-HU§TL£R: lol @poster i love dem sexy, more grease to ur bla bla bla |
Re: Virginity Test by olulu(m): 3:29pm On Mar 26, 2009 |
clemcykul: u b poster? or imposter? |
Re: Virginity Test by clemcykul(f): 3:39pm On Mar 26, 2009 |
all but non of the above |
Re: Virginity Test by jamace(m): 5:34am On Mar 27, 2009 |
Dis na doctor's fringe benefit. |
Re: Virginity Test by sweetliet: 10:21am On Mar 27, 2009 |
u bi doctor? |
Re: Virginity Test by Lolabbey: 10:24am On Mar 27, 2009 |
na asistant doc |
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