Akpors and Ofego were having dinner when suddenly armed robber broke into their house. Akpors wanted to run away but he said to himself dat if he run away, he might be killed so he freezed himself & stood like an image. The armed robber ordered for money but they did not have money, so d armed robber looked at d image, then turned to Akpors’ friend Ofego and said: Armed Robber: Take a look at such a beautiful image you have in ur house, but you don’t have any money. Infact i’m going to destroy dis image. sets his gun, points at the image (Akpors) and was about to shoot.* Akpors: (screamed out!) Please dont shoot, I am d image of God. Armed Robber: So here you are, I have been praying to you to give me job but you don’t want to answer my prayer. Today, since i have d opportunity of seeing you, i will not let u escape. When you get to hell, explain to them why u did not want to give me a job. *about to shoot* Akpors: (screamed out again!) Please, please, I am d image of Akpors. I don’t want to die! One word for Akpors this time?