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Akpors Wahala by BASD(m): 8:34am On Aug 19, 2015 |
In an examination, Akpors was asked to
complete the following sentences:
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1) WAEC : He who fights and run away?
AKPORS : E don surrender be dat, na fear catch
am.
.
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2) WAEC : A rolling stone?
AKPORS: No fit just dey roll, na person push am.
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3) WAEC : He who lives in a glass house?
AKPORS : Na rich politician e go be.
.
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4) WAEC : A stitch in time?
AKPORS : Dey prevent further tear tear.
.
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5) WAEC : Birds of the same feathers
AKPORS : Na de same mama born dem..
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6) WAEC : One gud turn?.
AKPORS : Na correct power steering fit do am.
.
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7) WAEC : A bird in hand?
AKPORS : Wetin e wan be again if no be
barbeque? Dem
plenty for chicken republic
.
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