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Akpors Wahala by BASD(m): 8:34am On Aug 19, 2015
In an examination, Akpors was asked to complete the following sentences: . 1) WAEC : He who fights and run away? AKPORS : E don surrender be dat, na fear catch am. . . 2) WAEC : A rolling stone? AKPORS: No fit just dey roll, na person push am. . . 3) WAEC : He who lives in a glass house? AKPORS : Na rich politician e go be. . . 4) WAEC : A stitch in time? AKPORS : Dey prevent further tear tear. . . 5) WAEC : Birds of the same feathers AKPORS : Na de same mama born dem.. . . 6) WAEC : One gud turn?. AKPORS : Na correct power steering fit do am. . . 7) WAEC : A bird in hand? AKPORS : Wetin e wan be again if no be barbeque? Dem plenty for chicken republic . . cool WAEC : Half a loaf is better than?. AKPORS : Garri soaking without sugar. . . 9) WAEC : A journey of a thousand miles? AKPORS : Na de person wahala be dat na, why e no enter car or aeroplane jeje? . . 10) WAEC : He who laugh last? AKPORS: Get brain problem, make dem examine am because na beginning of madness. . . 11) WAEC : A patient dog? AKPORS : Na hunger go kill am. . . 12) WAEC : All work and no play? AKPORS : Na bank job be dat bros. . . 13) WAEC : Once beaten? AKPORS : Na revenge go follow be dat. . . . If you were the one to mark his scripts, what will you score him out of 100?

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