Note: This is not entirely true but applys in most cases expecially to those who joined nairaland at a young stage of their lifes

Age 16 : when a 16yrs old boy or girl is finally qualified to join this forum u most likely find them in the romance, sexuality and dating section

Age 17-18 : They realize they are getting old and finally have to be serious in getting into higher institution.. So u find them in the Education section seeking information on admission into higher institution of their choices..

Age 19-24 : Finally they get admission and they suddenly believe the education and career section is useless.. And Then,they go back to the romance , sexuality section.


Age 24-25: by this time they are done with school and most of them will be regulars in the nysc section and at the same time be taking note of the job/vacancy section not also forgetting the career section..

Age 25 - 28 : After nysc for a very lucky few they get instant jobs while the majority gets fully focused on the jobs/vancancy section. This section even becomes a bookmark or speed dial on most people phone browser.. They wake up and sleep on jobs section..

Age 29 - 38 : although this stage is relative cos not everybody stills get a job yet in the previous stage ..but most people atleast get something that gives them an income...so this stage is mostly spent in the family section.some are are ready to settle down while majority are already married and raising a family, so they come to tell us how they feel they have married the wrong person, how they are lonely and seeking advice... But if they can survive this stage without getting divorced ,they then move to the next and final stage

39- ? : This is the final stage where most nairalanders leave this forum cos they believe its too childish.. Very few stay behind to mentor and advice the younger ones or probably just come here to get iinformed,not to socialize..

I use this medium to say a big thank u to seun for this great forum which helps to build us at every stage of our lives..

For me am currently in the stage of nysc while still keeping tabs on the job section..

What stage are u in ...

Nice write up, But my stage is very brief tho...

We all know what stage Lady F falls into.

#FTC *whew*

Ok

Age 29 - 38 : although this stage is relative cos not everybody stills get a job yet in the previous stage ..but most people atleast get something that gives them an income...so this stage is mostly spent in the family section.some are are ready to settle down while majority are already married and raising a family, so they come to tell us how they feel they have married the wrong person, how they are lonely and seeking advice... But if they can survive this stage without getting divorced ,they then move to the next and final stage

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Very very true

Where's the money making section that's where I belong

NeduLuiZ:
Where's the money making section that's where I belong

I guess its also the same as career/ business section

Lol

Kayoski:

39- ? : This is the final stage where most nairalanders leave this forum cos they believe its too childish.. Very few stay behind to mentor and advice the younger ones or probably just come here to get iinformed,not to socialize..

Only scanty lot left are true mentors and GOOD EXAMPLES. Others are mere illusions.

hope to stay when in this stage.

I'm guessing that's why busybody & sisikill fashied NL for good? my sixth sense can feel your presence on this board. Continue playing hide & go seek you hear?

Excellent analysis. I am soo much in agreement

But where do you find the 39 and above naa? You didn't indicate that.

Kimoni:


Excellent analysis. I am soo much in agreement

But where do you find the 39 and above naa? You didn't indicate that.

thanks ...like I said at that stage must people tend to leave nairaland but if still present they don't really have a particular section.. but most of them tend to visit the family,career and business section to give advice to younger nairalanders...

my opinion though

Kayoski:

39- ? : This is the final stage where most nairalanders leave this forum cos they believe its too childish.. Very few stay behind to mentor and advice the younger ones or probably just come here to get iinformed,not to socialize..

My group.

Kayoski:

thanks ...like I said at that stage must people tend to leave nairaland but if still present they don't really have a particular section.. but most of them tend to visit the family,career and business section to give advice to younger nairalanders...

my opinion though

Makes perfect sense. Thnks

Kayoski:

Age 19-24 : Finally they get admission and they suddenly believe the education and career section is useless.. And Then,they go back to the romance , sexuality section.

I think this group makes up about 70% of Nairalanders. You also find them in the Family section dishing out "advice". They make the most noise and just argue endlessly.

Phema:


I think this group makes up about 70% of Nairalanders. You also find them in the Family section dishing out "advice". They make the most noise and just argue endlessly.

That's true...at this age most of them are more matured and cos they don't really have job and havnt really been faced by life's responsibilities cos they are still in skul and most likely someone is responsible for their needs,They tend to waste alot of time on nairaland creating unresonable threads and like u said making noise and arguing endlessly..

Kayoski:

That's true...at this age most of them are more matured and cos they don't really have job and havnt really been faced by life's responsibilities cos they are still in skul and most likely someone is responsible for their needs,They tend to waste alot of time on nairaland creating unresonable threads and like u said making noise and arguing endlessly..

True that. . .

rocketphysicist:
Nice write up, But my stage is very brief tho...

We all know what stage Lady F falls into.

#FTC *whew*

What of INTROVERT.

^^^^^^

obsessed about me

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O.p soooo true!!

Nice analysis

lol, quite true somewhat



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your thread title should be unfunny and false.

I'm in first age grade but i actually started from education and family
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OP what of those tribal bigots, what stage are they?

nice analysis

tpiaT:
your thread title should be unfunny and false.

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