firstEVA:
are we fighting ?

Captainswag225:
did i say we were fyting?

firstEVA:
so how are you?

Captainswag225:
am fine honey and u?

firstEVA:
Dinner is served captainswag225

Captainswag225:
awww, its soo yummy. Thanks love, am grateful to have a great woman like u. Have u eaten btw?

firstEVA:
very fine. I have good news for you

firstEVA:
I am eating macaroni right now

Captainswag225:
wow, what is it babe? Pls tell me

Captainswag225:
wooooow! Whose kid is it?

firstEVA:
are you denying me?

Captainswag225:
do i know u? Have we met b4?

firstEVA:

Captainswag225:
pls, i dont know u. Am sorry but am not ur baby's daddy.

firstEVA:
u aint happy our little mermaids are coming?

Captainswag225:
u and whose little what? Am not ready to be a daddy oo. Abeg u.

firstEVA:
ok

I've been told they are twins, I may have to put them up for Adoption.

Captainswag225:
gudluck with that sweetie.

firstEVA:

Captainswag225:
do u need a handkerchief?

firstEVA:
I would prefer a bucket

Captainswag225:
here u go babe.

firstEVA:
first of all, I only cry into red buckets, then secondly...

Captainswag225:
secondly what darling? Am proud of u. Congrats... Am glad we are going to have twins.... Come take a big hug. I hope we get 2 gals.

firstEVA:
... secondly it was a test

Captainswag225:
i passed ryt?

firstEVA:
no you didn't, u failed woefully

Captainswag225:
ooh, come on dear, u know i was jux joking

firstEVA:
joke with our precious little mermaids?