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Jokes Of The Day-pay and increase Teachers Salary Or Else... by Arrowman(m): 7:55pm On Aug 19, 2015
TEACHER: Who is d presidnt of Nigeria?

CHILDREN: Barrack Obama

TEACHER: Good.

Who is the minister of defence?

CHILDREN: Aliko Dangote.

TEACHER: Correct.

What is d capital city of Nigeria?

CHILDREN: Sambissa Forest.

TEACHER: Very good:

who composed d Nigeria National Anthem?

CHILDREN: 2face Idibia.

TEACHER: Excellent.

If the people of Nigeria are called Nigerians,hw would you call people 4rm Moscow?

CHILDREN: Mosquitoes.

TEACHER: Wow great:

2 plus 5 will give you?

CHILDREN: 25.

TEACHER: Perfect:

you will all remain stupid like dis untill your government increases my salary...LOL

NO TEACHERS NO NATION!

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