Let's pick on the guys for a change,


Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
Q. Why don't women blink during pre-intimacy?
A. They don't have time.
Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. They don't stop and ask for directions.
Q. What do men and sperm have in common?
A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.
Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

hmmmmmmmm
am out

@blissieng
so, u mean ur sooooooooo DUMB

help me ask her o

tyty - you're proving a bit slow.

take ur time, you'd get the drift there.

Shola, take time o make I no go answer u

i comment my reserve

tnk God am proving, but ur confirmed nw

i like ur boldness

lol, it means women are so dumb to love men. but i love my boo and i dont feel dumb about that

good for you
and bad for , , , , , , .

LuC!A:

lol, it means women are so dumb to love men. but i love my boo and i dont feel dumb about that

i dove u too darling

keep on lovin

women are dumb? cool

Women can only love men wen they are dumb! Duh!!

lol