A LOVE LETTER FROM A MECHANIC (gbishan) TO A PEPPER SELLER.
Hello galsz,
I want 2 writ u dis leta. Becos everyday I saw u oposit with my workshop. U saw me&I also saw u everyday.But I hav wash u 4 a severally time now.The way yur behaviour is nor goodings fo me.I want to take u as a gud garl friend. Because your beautyfool garl in Dis awa town. So I luv u lik butafly luv a flower. Errrmmmmmm, but one thing is dat, I want to talk to u but u don't half tym. Dat is y I shouldn't came & talk to u. If u tink dat u cannot read d letaa, just phone me& gave me d replye
or d answer! I ham doned. Goods byeee.
Yus forever,
Mechanical Engineerer.
Gbishan.
THE LOVELY REPLY:
Dear Gbishan,
I rily soprice for your leta. I saw u wen u saw me but I shy and I luk down. The way my hart is doin me I want to folo u but I kannot left my pepe becus dis is where I shop. I want to phone u but you have to resharge me. your leta have rily tosh me. If u come to my compand I will mit u for backayard. your hart, Bintu

are yu sure yu know the meaning of the word "mechanic" ?

Nothing mechanical here jor

I posted it to make people laff and not to share mechanical terminologies