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What about the son of spirit ?

PROVACATEUR:
I was feeling drowsy.
Cc gaborone

Acidosis:
in the hospital

Acidosis:
in the hospital

Acidosis:
in the hospital

may God heal you.

Playing FIFA 2014 on playstation 4! Lol

Acidosis:
Thank you


Thank you

u welcome

menesheh:
What's the need of going to church to contribute my money to lazy people who suppose find something doing rather than rely on interpreting one book that is very easy to read and understand.


Also, tell me your reasons for not adhering to our local rituals.

Pls don't take it personal but u need help asap.

fadolak:

Pls don't take it personal but u need help asap.

How dare you...

hertz9te:
if you are not in church right now.......what's your best excuse?

I went to shrine instead and also went to Ifa chief priest(Babalawo)... The best place to go anytime to seek guidance into the future. May Ifa show all of you the way.

Ase!!

Religion is a load of malarkey. I decided to think rationally about my beleifs and it fell like a pack of cards.

buzquet: I went, bt i jst quick comot bcaz babes no plenty 4 dat church

Angel Gabriel is heating up the furnace of your Cain.

eleojo23:
Being at home by this time doesn't mean someone didn't go to church.
Some churches run two to three services and that means that the first service starts as early as 7am, so people who went for the first service would have been back by now.

So why didn't U go to church today?

totorimi:
I did not go because my body is my temple so my church is inside me.

Hmmm point though but that temple require two or more people gathering together inside it, so that Almighty can dwell

mideactive: I no get offering

funny

starlingslimnet: The Religious people will fry you for this one you talk so ooo..... Looking at it all I Stop going to fellowship altogether cos it's better to fellowship with God than gather with people only to gather for condemnation. If someone. invites me to their fellowship[u] I will go.... and if the pastor preach error I will interrupt him and ask him questions which he cannot answer[/u]...obviously people find it offensive so I decide to stay in my tent and Let them wallow in their self righteousness

@ underlined, I will simply say u go to gathering like that to find fault in everything the preacher says.

Forgetting that there are a lot questions left unanswered till now

MrPresident: cos i can stay in my house and pray, sing, clap, read my bible, and keep 10% of my salary to myself.

Lol. Epic

Going to church on a Sunday is a direct disobedience to the commandments of God. Yahweh said "Remember the sabbath day and keep it Holy." The sabbath is saturday, not sunday. The Europeans gave us an adulterated religion and went as far as removing the name of Yahweh and His son Yahshua from the scriptures. It doesnt make for sound rational thinking when we consider it.

uzolexis:

It is in Nigeria that pple act holier than thou in church. Judging u by what u wear, everyone wants 2 outshine others n all. Here really pple don't care. You wear what u want 2 church, u have to be decent of course but no one really cares. I can wear a jeans n t-shirt n i'm good 2 go. I don't have 2 plan for a whole week about church outfit like I had 2 do in 9ja. Churches really need 2 focus on things that matter n stop all these discrimination.

No be here o, if I'll be going to church next week. I have to start thinking about the money and clothing since I got back from church today. As a youth without car, my fone must be clean and the all promised funds that I was forced to bring must be ready before the week runs out, in fact some churches in Naija have special Tuesdays program and the street won't have a peace of mind with loud unsound proof speakers.

Don't try us here o, we love churching eh

Shaadey: I WENT TO CHURCH ABEG....why can't today's topic be more positive. ...like"how was church? etc...

Yeah but when the people that didn't go to church is more than the church attendee nko, what do we do?

ignis: Our tap refuse to run..... And no water in the house.

oga ooo. Mr. That your tap has been working for devil o

simdam500:


Yeah but when the people that didn't go to church is more than the church attendee nko, what do we do?

we can't assume na since no census was conducted at least our Sunday topics should be more positive

Joebest404: I went to church and our pastor was so funny today
Some church members went on evangelism and preached to some prostitutes & invited them to church. On arrival these prostitutes met there customers who happens to be members of the church and out of excitement they shouted 'customer so you worship here too' you can imagine the looks on these members faces because some of them happen to be workers in the church

Hahahaha prostitutes meet customers. Lol. Na to form


In m.i voice "where the fvck did I know you?"

bigwind: Hmm... They made me interpreter but I know I'm not qualify to stand at the altar. Cos when I leave church, I'm going to fuvk straight.

Naa your type of interpreter dey eye choir mistress

Shaadey: we can't assume na since no census was conducted at least our Sunday topics should be more positive

Sure we can't assume, but obviously if this total number on nairaland didn't go and we still have others who are not on this forum that didn't go. Infact I can say the people that went to church is equal to those that didn't.

About been positive, I'll recommend nairaland front page to you. Lol

Above all Serving God is good

fornaija: I went but the pastor was accusing us not to be using our phone to read bible verses that he prefer the book not phones and that phone is evil!

From the look of things, look like u are unhappy about that

RexTramadol1:
We didn't go to church






We've been filled with the annointing of...............







Odeku and Burukutu! my FirstLady

Spidermon: 1.) Heaven or Hell won't be decided by church attendance

2[b].) Gat 2 churches on my street and both have loudspeakers. The sermon reaches me in my room....only that I won't pay offering.
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3.) I read my bible and pray everyday. God's blessings and punishment is for him to decide which one I deserve.

Reality hurts.

u are high aswear

To have Communion with God

I've read my fill.... Omg.

May Almighty forgive us all

OLUJOSHINS:



U be lesbian?

lol kiddin guys

I went with my soponan cloth, ifunpa, igbadi, afose, onde, amudo, isuju, egbe, aluwo... waiting for someone to make me vex make I use my charm on him.

Was climbing mountain

simdam500:


Sure we can't assume, but obviously if this total number on nairaland didn't go and we still have others who are not on this forum that didn't go. Infact I can say the people that went to church is equal to those that didn't.

About been positive, I'll recommend nairaland front page to you. Lol

Above all Serving God is good

issorait o