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Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by Pigin1: 6:52pm On Aug 30, 2015
Reckless Driver A Manchester City fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every United supporter he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Man U jersey. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them. One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?" "I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest. "Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road. Suddenly, the driver saw a Man U supporter walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time. Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "sorry Father, I almost hit that Manchester United supporter." "That's OK," replied the priest "I got him with the door."

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Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by Pigin1: 6:52pm On Aug 30, 2015
Reckless Driver A Manchester City fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every United supporter he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Man U jersey. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them. One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?" "I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest. "Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road. Suddenly, the driver saw a Man U supporter walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time. Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "sorry Father, I almost hit that Manchester United supporter." "That's OK," replied the priest "I got him with the door."

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Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by Walelavender(m): 6:56pm On Aug 30, 2015
dabossman:


Van Gaal didn't undo the team, Moyes did. Virtually every record we held over these "small" teams were destroyed under him. Man Utd has been demystified.
Moyers isn't in the picture anymore. This is Van gaal's second season and hasn't hit the ground running. Get more players that will fit in to your plan and pattern. Watching them could be boring
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by adewumiopeyemi(m): 6:57pm On Aug 30, 2015
Louis Van Gaal, very clueless manager with useless tactics grin grin grin grin grin grin grin ;Dhahahah wen chelsea lose u people won cricified us...hahahaha[color=#990000][/color]
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by ochoa(m): 6:58pm On Aug 30, 2015
Man Utd fans on Wednesday: Rooney is a genius Man Utd fans now: Rooney is useless, we need another striker

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Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by malonephill(m): 7:12pm On Aug 30, 2015
ronald4lif:


Una don infect us with losing spirit abi undecided
na una wan lose wetin be our own undecided welcome to losing crew cheesy
adewumiopeyemi:
Louis Van Gaal, very clueless manager with useless tactics grin grin grin grin grin grin grin ;Dhahahah wen chelsea lose u people won cricified us...hahahaha[color=#990000][/color]
you dey mind 'em, yeye poeple
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by kobonaire(m): 7:17pm On Aug 30, 2015
EPL- most entertaining soccer league in the world
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by omooba969(m): 7:18pm On Aug 30, 2015
Av always said it dat Rooney is over-rated. cool
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by vivalavida(m): 7:18pm On Aug 30, 2015
Midehi:

you guys lost it cheesy

don't mind those boys dearie.
their plan to scatter my Sunday won't work.
hope ur having fun?
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by Nobody: 7:19pm On Aug 30, 2015
vivalavida:

don't mind those boys dearie. their plan to scatter my Sunday won't work. hope ur having fun?
Eeyaa, sowie ok.
yea i am
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by Danelo(m): 7:21pm On Aug 30, 2015
man u for Europa.......


u guys should wait till Chelsea bounce back WO enu duro wo tan man u for Europa.......


u guys should wait till Chelsea bounce back WO enu duro wo tan
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by BRIGHTRIVERS(m): 7:23pm On Aug 30, 2015
Captainswag225:
bros, calm down abeg! Abi u get chicharito?
Chicharito is f**kn worse..dint u see his game against Brugge? Missed penalty and even missed a chance worse dan d 1 Yakubu missed against Korea sad

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Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by adewumiopeyemi(m): 7:23pm On Aug 30, 2015
see u.......MAN-U GO RELEGAtE......DIS SEASON grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy..
malonephill:
na una wan lose wetin be our own undecided welcome to losing crew :Dyou dey mind 'em, yeye poeple
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by vivalavida(m): 7:24pm On Aug 30, 2015
Midehi:

Eeyaa, sowie ok.

yea i am

aiit
be cool
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by Nobody: 7:25pm On Aug 30, 2015
vivalavida:

aiit be cool
thanks dear
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by omooba969(m): 7:26pm On Aug 30, 2015
donem:
shiiit! just waisted 234mb streaming rubbish performance from united.

its high LVG bench Rooney for some matches, its obvious the fat cow has lost his sense of competitiveness.

Besides I think the standard of premier league is higher than Memphis depay, he should b reserved for next season champions league qualifiers.

Complacency na iim kill Man.U, dem go don think say d match go be walk-over. grin
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by dabossman(m): 7:26pm On Aug 30, 2015
Walelavender:

Moyers isn't in the picture anymore. This is Van gaal's second season and hasn't hit the ground running. Get more players that will fit in to your plan and pattern. Watching them could be boring

You missed my point.
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by Captainswag225(m): 7:27pm On Aug 30, 2015
BRIGHTRIVERS:
Chicharito is f**kn worse..dint u see his game against Brugge? Missed penalty and even missed a chance worse dan d 1 Yakubu missed against Korea sad
hahahahaha, but the truth is, no striker is available in europe now.
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by coded01: 7:28pm On Aug 30, 2015
Swansea been silencing Man Utd since.............. grin grin

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Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by KingTom(m): 7:29pm On Aug 30, 2015
McEwen:
ManU is sleeping grin grin

KingTom wey u na angry
angry angry
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by omooba969(m): 7:29pm On Aug 30, 2015
NelsonNeo:
the entire team is crap!
our manager is even worse!! clueless!!!

True fan. grin
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by KingTom(m): 7:29pm On Aug 30, 2015
mukina2:
GAMEEEEEEE OFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA grin grin grin grin grin grin

Kingtom, aieromon, xynerise


how market? grin grin grin
Thunder faya Gomis!!!! cry
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by McEwen(m): 7:31pm On Aug 30, 2015
KingTom:

angry angry
grin grin

Where you been since yesterday? angry angry
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by KingTom(m): 7:33pm On Aug 30, 2015
McEwen:
grin grin

Where you been since yesterday? angry angry
Omo Your network is not treating me well o grin
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by TerraByte(m): 7:34pm On Aug 30, 2015
Up Swansea. #E remain arsenal now #Swansea4life As for chelsea.... grin u guys go meet us for house grin
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by McEwen(m): 7:34pm On Aug 30, 2015
KingTom:

Omo Your network is not treating me well o grin
You need more Gig? grin grin
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by KingTom(m): 7:37pm On Aug 30, 2015
McEwen:

You need more Gig? grin grin
shocked shocked I do cry but Na porn dey kill me. grin
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by malonephill(m): 7:38pm On Aug 30, 2015
adewumiopeyemi:
see u.......MAN-U GO RELEGAtE......DIS SEASON grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy..
who care? I'm chelsea even though we are yet to get our right playing form, I believe chelsea will outstand man U
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by adewumiopeyemi(m): 7:39pm On Aug 30, 2015
SURE BRO AM ALSO A CHELSEA FAN
malonephill:
who care? I'm chelsea even though we are yet to get our right playing form, I believe chelsea will outstand man U

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Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by McEwen(m): 7:41pm On Aug 30, 2015
KingTom:

shocked shocked I do cry but Na porn dey kill me. grin
shocked shocked


Get me redgem and get your 10Gig free to watch ur unlimited Bigbangbross grin grin
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by michealewela: 7:43pm On Aug 30, 2015
What a surprise,,,, i thought we were ahead..
Re: Swansea city Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 30th August 2015 by redgem(f): 7:44pm On Aug 30, 2015
McEwen:

shocked shocked


Get me red gem and get your 10Gig free to watch ur unlimited Bigbangbross grin grin


undecided

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