Ataala was at the beach with his crush Ramatu and Ramatu suddenly asked “Ataala, do you love me?”
Ataala smiling answered “yes, in fact very much”
Ramatu asked, “why do you love me?”
Ataala replied “because of your qualities”
Ramatu apparently feeling good with smiles probed further “what are those qualities?”
Ataala replied “Many, your teeth, how they are pointed, your short legs, I love them….your tongue, like a crocodile’s tongue, your character, you don’t like nonsense, your cooking, anytime I constipate, your meals will easily give me diarrhea to free my bowels and….”
Before Ataala turned to see Ramatu, she was already gone