1. Someone puts on his status "Sleeping" since a week. He's probably dead.
2. Someone is "Driving" since 5 days! I guess he hasn't reached Dubai!!!
3. Someone's status is "Happy" since 1month. Living in Paradise I guess?
4. Someone is always "Available". Na so person go buzz you and it would take ages to get a reply!
5. From first day their status is, "Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp" I Know, that's why you're on my list!
6. Someone writes "Urgent calls only". Don't get it... Are you in the police or ambulance service?
7. Someone says, "Can't talk, WhatsApp only". Abeg throw away your phone, you're not using the phone's Primary function.
8. Someone is "At the movies" for the past 6 weeks. Either he owns the theater or sells popcorn there,
just guessing.
9. Someone puts "Busy" for 2 months and a week. She must be very busy probably "picking beans"
or breaking coconut with his teeth.
10. When you status is on "Battery about to die" for 3 consecutive months. Should we contact PHCN concerning the power situation of your house or buy you new generator?
11. How can someone be "At the gym" for 4 months? Is he preparing himself for a race against Usein
Bolt or he/she want fight with JOHN CENA?
12. You're always "In a meeting" then focus on the meeting and quit WhatsApp.or Is WhatsApp the
venue for the meeting?

GOOD EVENING

http://www.olamzy.com/2015/08/jokes-funny-people-on-your-whatsapp-list.html

Correct.gbam

Thank God I use smiggle

mi dear i tre fo dem ooo'''i no even kno say anoda peson de witness mi observation's''''plz let dem kno jare''!