HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN;
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1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she
replies, "Sorry
for yourself!"
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2) When you ask her where you should drop
something and she
says, “Drop it on my head."
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3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
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4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And
she replies
you, “Why won't you have fever when you press
phone every night”
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5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my
class.” and she replies, “So the person that took
first has two heads abi?”
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6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just
to punish you.
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7) When you are watching television with her and
then she sleeps off and still doesn’t
want you to change the
channel.
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When you tell her you are going to a friend's
place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend
come here to play with you?
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9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and
you reply no, and she says, come and eat my head na
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10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will
hear Ween.
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11) When she touches hot pot comfortably
without a cloth or
paper.
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12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother,
so you will not kill
me''.
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13) When she calls you from your room upstairs
and then sends you back upstairs to bring her
purse.
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14) When you ask her to refund the money you
borrowed her and
she tells you, "All the food you have been eating
in the house
nko? Which money did you think was used in
buying them?''
15) When they advice u for 3 hours and say Abeg be going before u say I talk too much

Our Mothers are wonderful
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True or false

My mom was guilty of 5.
She is always on the look out of the number of red ink in my report sheet.
My dad was guilty of number 6.
He used to take those cords that connects the video cassette player to the tv away with him to the office.
Well I improvised using the antenna cord instead.