A woman walks into a supermarket and buys:

1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
1 can of Soup For One
1 16oz can of Miller Lite

The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, “Single, are you?”

The woman smiles sweetly and replies, “How did you guess?”

He replies, “Because you’re ugly.”

are u telling us from ur experience?

u no well,

i no even know which one 2 laff at

@ammamat
how u take know?
@romade
both

Becoz there is a say that says, by thier fruit we shall no them and that is u>.lol, shoboby or shola wetin

u sabi bible wella oooo

she be pastor s girlfriend now

@joke lol

Kai pastor's girlfriend? Come is the pastor married or single?

@poster

9ice , lol.

sholabanke:

are u telling us from ur experience?

kolo sumbody,
but she as no gree ansa d q , maybe u are rite

okay
accepted

ammamat:

u no well,

very funny

lol, pastor g/f
Na wify sef no bi g/f

God help

amen