The federal government of Nigeria under the
leadership of General Muhammadu buhari is
glad to announce to all graduates, university
students, and applicants that today is Monday 31st August 2015 and that tomorrow will be
Tuesday 1st September 2015.

Thank you for reading.
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You can now go back to
what you were doing..

Na sapele weed you smoke ba?

Op president buhari is now aware that you are jobless

U drink wet shit?

lmao.

keep smoking dat sh*t from jamaica.

LizzyKolawole:
ATTENTION! The Nigerian Custom Services Massive Replacement Is On Right Now!

The NCS acting on president Muhammadu Buhari's directive on Replacement of corrupt and undisciplined officers from the former government of Goodluck Jonathan invite applications from qualified Nigerians. Call The Replacement Controller Custom Garba On_ 090311847088 For The Replacement Form And Pin For The Registration.

CATEGORY OF VACANT POSITIONS:

(1) SUPERINTENDENT CADRE
(2) INSPECTOR CADRE
(3) ASSISTANT CADRE
(B) AIRWING:
(1) SUPERINTENDENT CADRE
(2) INSPECTOR CADRE
(3) ASSISTANT CADRE
(C) MECHANICAL
(1) SUPERINTENDENT CADRE
(2) INSPECTOR CADRE
(D) BUILDING:
(1) SUPERINTENDENT CADRE
(2) INSPECTOR CADRE
(3) ASSISTANT CADRE
(E) ELECTRICAL:
(1) SUPERINTENDENT CADRE
(2) INSPECTOR CADRE
(3) ASSISTANT CADRE
(F) PRINTING:
(1) INSPECTOR CADRE
(2) ASSISTANT CADRE
(G) ACCOUNTS/ AUDIT:
(1) SUPERINTENDE NT CADRE
(2) INSPECTOR CADRE
(3) ASSISTANT CADRE
(H) SECRETARY/ SECRETARIAL ASSISTANT:
(1) INSPECTOR CADRE
(I) STORES:
(1) INSPECTOR CADRE
(J) ASSISTANT CADRE GENERAL

All Applicants Must:

(1). Be a nigerian by birth or descent.
(2). Not be less than 1.7 metres in height, for male and 1.64 metres for female; measurement of not less than 0.87 metres, male.
(3). Be certified by a Government Medical Officer to be physically and mentally fit for appointment.
(4). Not be suffering from any form of physical or mental disability.
(5). Be free from any form of financial embarrassment.
(6). Be of good character and must not have been found guilty of any criminal offence.
(7). Must posses either SSCE, NCE, ND, HND or BSC in any recognized institution.
(. Have a Certificate of State of Origin signed by the Chairman or Secretary of their Local Governments.

If you meet the requirements for the above positions and are interested in pursuing a career with Nigeria Customs Service, Call Comptroller  Garba on_ 090311847088 for the registration pin and form.

NOTE: * Form fee is N5,500 only * The form and the pin for the Registration and the registration Number will be sent to your Email or Facebook after payment. Call Garba for payment details.

Ode nla... goat... na Gog go punish u

that one na their pocket, most corps members are only interested in the fun of it.. the goodies u get while serving that one na their pocket, most corps members are only interested in the fun of it.. the goodies u get while serving

Sincerely, this kind of msg can be linked to the I WILL govt. Oscillating at a point!