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Stand Up Comedy! by 7eleven: 9:50am On Apr 02, 2009
HI GUYS, CHECK THIS ONE OUT,

IF U LUV STAND UP COMEDY, THERE'S A SITE WHERE U CAN ACTUALLY LISTEN AND CREATE YOUR OWN
STAND UP COMEDY ONLINE. CHECK OUT http://laff.6te.net. (Use IE browser or Opera to listen, )

--Here's My Yoke!---


The Sunday School Teacher: Joe, whats the difference between the Immaculate Conception and the Virgin Birth

A Very Book -Worm Joe: Eh,  Aproximately 9 months!

The Sunday School Teacher: 

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Re: Stand Up Comedy! by benedictac(f): 10:11am On Apr 02, 2009
what's the meaning of this
Re: Stand Up Comedy! by Lolabbey: 10:15am On Apr 02, 2009
na wwah
Re: Stand Up Comedy! by 7eleven: 10:17am On Apr 02, 2009
WATS D PROBLEM?
Re: Stand Up Comedy! by benedictac(f): 10:19am On Apr 02, 2009
if u dont know, go and sleep
Re: Stand Up Comedy! by 7eleven: 10:23am On Apr 02, 2009
AH! IS THAT UR LIFESTYLE HABIT, TO SLEEP IN THE DAY AND WORK AT NIGHT, WHAT WORK DO U DO AT NIGHT BY THE WAY, I HOPE ITS NOT, shocked
Re: Stand Up Comedy! by 7eleven: 10:30am On Apr 02, 2009
AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE THE INTERUPTION, ITS THE FIRST EVER ONLINE STANDUP COMEDY SITE WHERE U CAN
GO AND LISTEN TO JOKES! IF U HAVE SOME LINES TO SCATTER, JUST UPLOAD IT AND LET'S HEAR YOU!

I WONDER WHAT U GUYS VOICES SOUND LIKE,
Re: Stand Up Comedy! by 7eleven: 2:05pm On Apr 02, 2009
women can be desperate at times .
once one banged on bed room door all night . . .


but I would not let her out!
Re: Stand Up Comedy! by 7eleven: 2:05pm On Apr 02, 2009
women can be desperate at times .
once one banged on bed room door all night . . .


but I would not let her out!
Re: Stand Up Comedy! by benedictac(f): 2:07pm On Apr 02, 2009
clap for yourself as u dey encourage urself

u try
Re: Stand Up Comedy! by ajekpaks(m): 2:44pm On Apr 02, 2009
Seven abi na Eleven I no understant from you first post to the last one, wetin dey happen??

you smoke poly?
Re: Stand Up Comedy! by 7eleven: 11:01pm On Apr 02, 2009
benedictac:

clap for yourself as u dey encourage urself

u try

Clap- Clap !
Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap!
Clap!
Re: Stand Up Comedy! by 7eleven: 11:11pm On Apr 02, 2009
ajekpaks:

Seven abi na Eleven I no understant from you first post to the last one, wetin dey happen??

you smoke poly?

Hey! First of all, the name's Eleven , 7 Eleven cool, Got that?

Nextly, the fact that u don't understand is not my fault. For u to think that I smoke Poly shows clearly the state of ur mind. In ur world Pple can smoke Ploy, Trees, Wood, Rubber, Keyboards,Babys,Dogs, Raincoats, etc, etc, What did u smoke today? A Ghana-Must -Go Bag rolled up in your note book? shocked Niceeee!
Re: Stand Up Comedy! by bigfather(m): 11:31pm On Apr 02, 2009
undecided undecided undecided
Re: Stand Up Comedy! by clemcykul(f): 8:55am On Apr 03, 2009
*f***ck out of thread*
Re: Stand Up Comedy! by 7eleven: 9:24pm On Apr 03, 2009
embarassed HMMM! I WONDER WHAT THE PROBLEM IS?
WHY DO I HAVE SO MUCH NEGATIVITY FROM YOU ALL?
MAYBE I'VE NOT MADE MYSELF CLEAR.
I REALLY DON'T WANT TO MAKE ENEMIES.

OKAY, LET ME REPHRASE MY SELF SO EVERY 1 CAN UNDERSTAND ME!
Re: Stand Up Comedy! by 7eleven: 10:00pm On Apr 03, 2009
OKAY THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO INTRODUCE TO YOU ALL,

HERES THE FIRST EVER CLOSEST THING TO STAND UP COMEDY ON LINE!


ONE THING WE LIKE BEST IS COMEDY, AND BEST OF ALL, STAND UP COMEDY. OVER THE YEARS, ACTS LIKE JULIUS, BASKET MOUTH, KLINT DE DRUNK AND MANY OTHERS HAVE TRILLED US ON STAGE!

AMONGST US, ARE FOLKS WHO HAVE GOT A LITTLE BIT OF STAND UP COMEDY IN US, BUT LACK THE STAGE TO SHOW OUR STUFF. NOW, THERE'S A SITE WHERE WE CAN LET LOOSE OUR TALENTS. IT CALLED LAFF! @ http://laff.6te.net.

WE CAN RECORD OUR JOKES ON AUDIO AND UPLOAD THE AUDIO FILE TO THE SITE. FROM THERE PEOPLE CAN LISTEN AND COMMENT AND RATE OUR JOKES! IT'S SO COOL! I'VE ALREADY POSTED 6 JOKES AND IT WAS FUN!

SO JOIN ME OR RATE ME ON LAFF! AND LET'S HAVE FUN TOGETHER!
Re: Stand Up Comedy! by 7eleven: 10:04pm On Apr 03, 2009
so pls don't hate me! I just wanted us to try something new!
Pls check it out and post ur comments on what u think! That all I ask.
Are we friends now? grin

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