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A Boy Named Shehu! by 175(m): 6:52am On Sep 03, 2015
Shehu was in class 3 in 1983 .
His teacher always yelled at him, calling him "a
waste of conception, time and space. And a sure
failure in life "
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One day, poor Shehu's grand mother came to
school to check out how her grandson was doing.
The teacher told her quite frankly that she had
never seen such a dumb boy all her life; and
advised her to withdraw and enrol him under an
artisan , because formal schooling for Shehu
would be a total waste of time and money . The
grandmother, shocked at the teacher's remarks,
withdrew her grandson from the school and
relocated to Maiduguri.
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.

25 years later the teacher was diagnosed with a
brain tumour. All the doctors she met advised her
to do surgery. And only a certain doctor in the
whole of Nigeria (practising in Maiduguri) could
perform this procedure. Left with no alternative,
the poor teacher agreed to have the surgery
performed . Fortunately, It was successful.
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.
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.
Wen she awoke hours after the surgery, she saw a
handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She
wanted to thank him but could not speak . She
looked sideways and suddenly began to express
shock & anguish , her face started to turn pale ;
she frantically made attempts to raise her hand
and tell him something but couldn't. She
struggled, she fought hard ... Till she gave up the
Ghost and died . The young doctor was shocked .
He tried to find out what went wrong . Eventually
he found out that it was our dear Shehu (now
working as a cleaner in the hospital) who had
disconnected the lady's ventilator to connect his
phone charger.

.
Wait... You thought that Shehu became the
doctor abi?
If I hear cheesycheesygringrin
Re: A Boy Named Shehu! by Dannyandre(m): 8:12am On Sep 03, 2015
grin grin
Re: A Boy Named Shehu! by Collisam(m): 2:33pm On Sep 03, 2015
Haha grin
Re: A Boy Named Shehu! by ellahzy(f): 4:19pm On Sep 03, 2015
WICKEDT?! grin
Re: A Boy Named Shehu! by 175(m): 6:43pm On Sep 03, 2015
lol I still dey laf ooo

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