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A Boy Named Shehu! by 175(m): 6:52am On Sep 03, 2015 |
Shehu was in class 3 in 1983 . His teacher always yelled at him, calling him "a waste of conception, time and space. And a sure failure in life " . . One day, poor Shehu's grand mother came to school to check out how her grandson was doing. The teacher told her quite frankly that she had never seen such a dumb boy all her life; and advised her to withdraw and enrol him under an artisan , because formal schooling for Shehu would be a total waste of time and money . The grandmother, shocked at the teacher's remarks, withdrew her grandson from the school and relocated to Maiduguri. . . . 25 years later the teacher was diagnosed with a brain tumour. All the doctors she met advised her to do surgery. And only a certain doctor in the whole of Nigeria (practising in Maiduguri) could perform this procedure. Left with no alternative, the poor teacher agreed to have the surgery performed . Fortunately, It was successful. . . . . Wen she awoke hours after the surgery, she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him but could not speak . She looked sideways and suddenly began to express shock & anguish , her face started to turn pale ; she frantically made attempts to raise her hand and tell him something but couldn't. She struggled, she fought hard ... Till she gave up the Ghost and died . The young doctor was shocked . He tried to find out what went wrong . Eventually he found out that it was our dear Shehu (now working as a cleaner in the hospital) who had disconnected the lady's ventilator to connect his phone charger. . Wait... You thought that Shehu became the doctor abi? If I hear |
Re: A Boy Named Shehu! by Dannyandre(m): 8:12am On Sep 03, 2015 |
Re: A Boy Named Shehu! by Collisam(m): 2:33pm On Sep 03, 2015 |
Haha |
Re: A Boy Named Shehu! by ellahzy(f): 4:19pm On Sep 03, 2015 |
WICKEDT?! |
Re: A Boy Named Shehu! by 175(m): 6:43pm On Sep 03, 2015 |
lol I still dey laf ooo |
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