Some call it ‘chyking’, most term it as ‘toasting’ but the truth is, wooing a woman the Nigerian way is never easy. Hence, a lot of guys out there have devised means of executing the job with nicely crafted words but these ones are just too funny and will never get the job done:

1. You look familiar, have we met before?
The lady usually replies with “No, I don’t think so” and he goes, “Oh common don’t tell me you can’t remember me. ..”. So in a bid to keep things flowing, the girl obliges and chats or she tells the person off.

2. Your father must be a terrorist because baby, you are the bomb.

3. You are the sugar in my tea and the only cockroach in my cupboard.

Read on: http://newspepa.com/photos-10-rib-cracking-sentences-nigerian-men-use-while-toasting-women-34572

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