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Love Mathematics Exams by daresimon(m): 10:41pm On Sep 05, 2015
Exams For Relationship Department. . Examiner: MR CYPRIAN . Course:introduction to Love Mathematics. . Course code: LOVE 107. . All questions carry equal marks. (ALL BOYS MUST ANSWER QUESTION 6>>MR CYPRIAN DOESN'T NEED EXCUSE).. TIME: 2hrs30mins 1. If a girl is in love for 3 years and at the end, the guy breaks up with her, WHAT is the formula for calculating such love and time wasted? . 2. As a guy, you dated more than 7 chicks at a time. Using the Almighty Formula, CALCULATE the expenses and loss in handling all of them? . 3. STATE 5 differences between Orobo (fat) girls and Lekpa (skinny) girls. . 4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, DRAW and EXPLAIN the term "Ukwu". . (Question 5- For girls only) 5. Using Laws of indices, CALCULATE the disappearance of your boyfriend whenever you demand for an iPhone 6. (Question 6- For boys only.) . 6. You send an airtime worth #1500 to your girlfriend and she sends you a 'Please call me I Love You' text. CALCULATE the profit and Loss of the airtime being sent and use the proportional ratio to attain the equation. . 7. You broke up with your girl because of Christmas gifts, etc. Using quadratic equation, CALCULATE how long it'll take you to get her back in January. . 8. As a guy, you are dating other people's sister, but you don't want any other guy to date your sister. CALCULATE the percentage of your foolish and wicked behaviour. (Take pie =3.14) . 9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99% of guys are single as their marital status states, and 99.9% of the girls are dating, engaged, in a relationship or married. BRIEFLY explain who they are all dating in not less than two sentences.
Re: Love Mathematics Exams by respect80(m): 11:22pm On Sep 05, 2015
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Re: Love Mathematics Exams by sandave(m): 11:37am On Sep 09, 2015
extral sheet please

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