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10 Funny Ways People Sleep During Sermon by tosyne2much(m): 9:14am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Source: http://tosyne2much..co.uk/2015/09/10-ways-people-stylishly-sleep-during.html?m=1 5 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: 10 Funny Ways People Sleep During Sermon by Nobody: 9:17am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Nursing mothers will lay with their kids at the back of the church... Kids will be awake eating Cabin biscuit and mothers will be snoring deeply.... #JESUSISCOMINGSOON |
Re: 10 Funny Ways People Sleep During Sermon by RoyalRoy(m): 9:19am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Lol I can identify with these. Times when a loud Halleluya wakes you up from slumber, then u begin to shake your head up and down with a loud hmmm.... Like say the Spirit hoLD you.... Odikwa Selious. In other news, these Port Harcourt Pastors no take am easy o..... 2 Likes
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Re: 10 Funny Ways People Sleep During Sermon by MISSNORA(f): 9:22am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Lol 1 Like |
Re: 10 Funny Ways People Sleep During Sermon by lekezino(m): 9:27am On Sep 06, 2015 |
odikwa too truth |
Re: 10 Funny Ways People Sleep During Sermon by menesheh(m): 9:28am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Lols |
Re: 10 Funny Ways People Sleep During Sermon by tohpahz(f): 9:29am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Lolz.. den wen i was in the world with wristbangle. We did Almost all.. |
Re: 10 Funny Ways People Sleep During Sermon by Nobody: 9:31am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Thank God am not a xtian |
Re: 10 Funny Ways People Sleep During Sermon by usmanspihn(m): 9:33am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Lol |
Re: 10 Funny Ways People Sleep During Sermon by Nobody: 9:41am On Sep 06, 2015 |
It takes a "Chief Sleeper" to draft this out 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Funny Ways People Sleep During Sermon by dyabman(m): 9:41am On Sep 06, 2015 |
When preaching sometimes gets bored .. its just natural .. even in Class. |
Re: 10 Funny Ways People Sleep During Sermon by ladyF(f): 9:59am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Lol...The best is to kneel then put your head on the chair with your church note as pillow, while u have ur two hands raised so people think you are in the spirit. Sleeping in mosque will be easier, u just put ur head on the mat and remain there. No offence intended o.... 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Funny Ways People Sleep During Sermon by Nobody: 11:17am On Sep 06, 2015 |
tohpahz: what were you there |
Re: 10 Funny Ways People Sleep During Sermon by olaglamour(f): 12:20pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
Grrrrrrrhhhh |
Re: 10 Funny Ways People Sleep During Sermon by slimmyjimmy(m): 12:44pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
I am guilty |
Re: 10 Funny Ways People Sleep During Sermon by Hawlahscho(m): 1:25pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
tosyne2much SMH for those novice tactics of sleeping in d church I think I'm an expert @ sleeping even while sitting right before pastor. Have you seen someone sleeping with both eyes wide opened before? oh strange? At all it's not strange, I have a friend that naturally does it so I learnt it for situations like that The only way u can know is when my eyes are getting red I'm perfect to d extent that I'll maintain the position of my head after I've perfected it to be like angle 85.degree with my shoulder either right side or left side If my head mistakenly comes down to like angle 80degree, I'll gain consciousness and blink Then, I'm back awake. I rarely sleep sha, but when I do, ushers are fools 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 10 Funny Ways People Sleep During Sermon by wristbangle: 1:32pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
tohpahz: So u call yourself born again and yet u were sleeping in church. Wifey God understands our hustle during the week. |
Re: 10 Funny Ways People Sleep During Sermon by wristbangle: 1:48pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
RoyalRoy: That picture of urs is too hilarious. |
Re: 10 Funny Ways People Sleep During Sermon by HolyHero: 2:01pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
they just sleep |
Re: 10 Funny Ways People Sleep During Sermon by tosyne2much(m): 2:23pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
Hawlahscho:Hahaha roflwkmd Baba, you be veteran sleeper oooo |
Re: 10 Funny Ways People Sleep During Sermon by queenbetsy(f): 2:31pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
10.they don't sleep no matter how they feel sleepy. sometimes,they stand up from their seat and walk out of the auditorium,then,walks in after some minutes... |
Re: 10 Funny Ways People Sleep During Sermon by Nobody: 3:12pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
Re: 10 Funny Ways People Sleep During Sermon by timilehing(m): 4:50pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
When Nature calls, even pastor's wife go sleep when her husband dey preach |
Re: 10 Funny Ways People Sleep During Sermon by taryour(f): 5:37pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
RoyalRoy: lwkmd. ....... I don die |
Re: 10 Funny Ways People Sleep During Sermon by ritababe(f): 9:15pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
People sleep only when the sermon is boring, but i dont think anybody can sleep in apostle suleiman church cus the preaching is fire fire 1 Like |
Re: 10 Funny Ways People Sleep During Sermon by 400billionman: 9:49pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
ritababe: You are right.. Also when the pastor is owing you. You can vex sleep. |
Re: 10 Funny Ways People Sleep During Sermon by 400billionman: 10:01pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
Hawlahscho: You need deliverance.. |
Re: 10 Funny Ways People Sleep During Sermon by Nobody: 11:25pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
Quilty of all.....but to God be the glory.. I am born again!wow!! |
Re: 10 Funny Ways People Sleep During Sermon by Hawlahscho(m): 1:44pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
Re: 10 Funny Ways People Sleep During Sermon by delectablegyal(f): 9:16am On Sep 18, 2015 |
Lalasticlala |
Re: 10 Funny Ways People Sleep During Sermon by tosyne2much(m): 9:19am On Apr 03, 2016 |
Lalasticlala dis thread dey waste ooo |
Re: 10 Funny Ways People Sleep During Sermon by Nobody: 11:58am On Apr 03, 2016 |
Lwkmd!!! Rememba dose days wen i was still a learner i will nw drop my biro during class (esp maths class) nd bend down to pik it, i will nw sleep, if dey nw call my name, i will say am lookin for my pen buh my teacher catches cause my eyeballs will be red, wen am nuh smokin weed under d chair, y shuld my eyeballs be red? Bt nw i don learn new skills |
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