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| Certified Funny by shamecurls(m): 11:27am On Sep 06, 2015 |
[size=18pt]A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away . The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000 .The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home .The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150  ?"The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead . I just can’t take that chance!"[/size]
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| Re: Certified Funny by 48noble(m): 11:29am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Lol |
| Re: Certified Funny by lekezino(m): 11:54am On Sep 06, 2015 |
wise man |
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