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Declaration Of Assets. by huthority01(m): 6:10pm On Sep 07, 2015
DECLARATION OF ASSETS.
Since our president and his vice have declared
their assets, it is very important that l also declare mine too as a good citizen must declear my own too.
1. Four pencil trousers and two jean
2. 4 T-shirts.
3. One wife
4.No Son, and no daughter.
5. One bathroom slippers.
6. Three shoes.
7. 5 ties.
8. Half bag of pure water.
9. One drum of rain water.
10. One bottle of Oil as a cream (ororoeran dindin).
11. Two GSM (1 touch light Nokia & 1 bold 6 blackberry).
12. Three kongo of Black yam flour (elubọ isṣu).
13. Six ankara.
14. 3 pots and one kettle.
15. One set of spoons and a set of plates.
16. One lantern.
17. One stove.
18. One gallon for buying kerosine.
19. One rug and one Mouka foam.
20. 32 inch LG Plasma Tv.
21. Four boxerṣ and Three undies.
22. N1,010 @ GTbank, and N2,005 @Diamond
Bank.
Re: Declaration Of Assets. by JewelRegi(f): 6:20pm On Sep 07, 2015
Lolz. Na wa o, I will declare mine soon.

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