₦airaland Forum

DECLARATION OF MY ASSETS Since the president and his vice have declared their assets, it is very important that I also declare mine too as a good citizen 1. One DVD player 2. 5 T-shirts. 3. No wife 4. No Son, No daughter 5. One bathroom slippers. 6. Four shoes. 7. One bed 8. Big of pure water. 9. One drum of rain water. 10. One spoilt Blackberry 11. Two facebook accounts 12. One wristwatch 13. One set of spoons 14. One reading lamp 15. One stove 16. Ten cups of rice 17. One Nokia charger 18. Three collections of Rihanna 19. Over 50 besties 20. N30 @ Access Bank, and N 0.37k @Keystone Bank & 7 invalid atm cards. 21. 20 dead copies of Winasbet slips